10 Ways To Have Fun With Boobs

Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.

Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.

If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.

Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.

So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.

So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:

(Update: Almost all of the products listed in this article are no longer available or are no longer listed on the sites where we first discovered the item and we had to remove the dead links. You can find a selection of other funny  Boob Products here.)


10. Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers

Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:

"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax."

9. Change the Channel with the Boob Remote

Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:

"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made."

8. Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest

Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:

"Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product )

7. Click Away with the Boob Mouse

I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:

"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic.

6. Fry Up Eggs with the Boob Egg Mold

Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:

The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!"


5. Cover Your Eyes with the Boobie Blindfold

Merchant for this breast blindfold product says:

"Your Fantasy Starts Here! Can't sleep? Blindfolds just got more entertaining with this boobie shaped blindfold, this boobie blindfold is designed to look like you have great big furry boobs as eyes. Made from 100% Polyester makes this boobie blindfold very comfortable and a must have for all boobie fans.........pretty much every guy then!" 

4. Take a Bath with the Bobbing Boobs Bath Plug

Merchant for this Boobie Bath Plug product says:

"A great little novelty to take to the bath with you. Lie in comfort and watch the boobies bob up and down on the surface. Make bath time fun!"

3. Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager

Merchant for the Personal Vibrating Hand Massager product says:

'"It''s funny how men are drawn to breasts automatically. Whether it''s touching or looking, you can guarantee an ample pair will mesmerize most men. So, what better form for a Men's Personal Vibrating Massager than a boob? Our personal vibrating hand massager is a lovely soft squeezable material that vibrates when switched on, providing relief for stressed hands and overworked wrists. The Vibrating Hand Stress Reliever provides quick relief for your overworked hands, which can include - computer mouse strain - drinker''s hand fatigue - writer''s cramp - road rager''s fist fatigue. It's great for computer mouse strain..Drinker's hand fatigue...Writer's cramp.. Road ragers fist fatigue...Limp wrist syndrome or Solitary stimulation strain!!

2. Take a Shower with the Boob Soap Dispenser

I know you have probably seen these around all over the web so I wasn't going to show them to you, but I LOVE them so much. I did not think my list would be complete without them, so here they are.

Merchant says about the Shower Breast product:

"Squeeze the boob to release the gel... Having a shower has never been so much fun!

Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that's probably a silly question....Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly..."


1. Light the Way with a Boob Lamp

Merchant for the Boob Lamp says:

"I know what you're thinking dear reader, who needs any of those uber trendy mathmos lamps, eclipse lights or any other cool lighting gadgets when you could have your very own flashing boobie lamp? Don't ever say that we don't spoil you as this flashing boobie lamp measuring approximately 18cm in height just has to be the ultimate bachelor pad accessory. Hasn't it?"

Well, there you have my picks for the top 10 best ways to play with boobies if you can't play with the real ones.

I had a real hard time picking only 10 as there are so many great boobs and great breast products out there, so perhaps another day, I will share with you a few more. What do you think of my choices? Any boob products you think are even better?

(Update: Almost all of the products listed in this article are no longer available or are no longer listed on the sites where we first discovered the item and we had to remove the dead links. You can find a selection of other funny  Boob Products here.)


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Apr 5, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

so is that mouse a "tit

so is that mouse a "tit mouse" sorry bad pun

Apr 5, 2007
by admin2015
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Apr 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

i really like that boob

i really like that boob mouse pad.

Aug 29, 2007
by Gloria Campos
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What about the women?

What about the women? Is there a hairy chest pillow, a firm butt chair....?

Apr 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

you forgot the boobie ice

you forgot the boobie ice cube trays!

Apr 7, 2007
by Raluca (not verified)


Really nice. I have some boobie gadgets on my blog but here are more :)

Apr 15, 2007
by Siberlee (not verified)

Way too funny

LOL and I thought I had an obsession with boobs!

Apr 17, 2007
by Michelle
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Is there a link for boobie

Is there a link for boobie ice? 

May 19, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)


i have to admit i love boobs....but the real ones..

May 24, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

(No subject)

Tongue out

Sep 14, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

feel mine

You can feel mine. I wish someone would

Sep 18, 2007
by adrianx (not verified)


LOL   Laughing

Oct 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

a bit rude but ok boobs are

a bit rude but ok boobs are so not fun there just what woman eat for breakfast

Oct 26, 2007
by Blogs' Magic (not verified)

i loved the shower

i loved the shower one..!!

Nov 24, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

this rox :-)

this rox

Nov 25, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Where's the tit mouse for the big hands?

How do you get any work done with those mouse pads?

Nov 27, 2007
by Kin (not verified)

The shower

The shower dispenser.



Dec 18, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

big boobs, spinners, and gargoyles

You know it's the next big thing.

Mar 7, 2008
by Anonymous

booby pictures

Dear why waste time with Pllows try something harder.........................

Apr 15, 2008
by Anonymous


boobs are sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Apr 21, 2008
by Anonymous



May 4, 2008
by Anonymous



May 10, 2008
by Anonymous

a tit mouse is a type of

a tit mouse is a type of bird... stupid

May 11, 2008
by Anonymous

If you have a obsession with

If you have a obsession with boobs like me, play the game Erica 1, a women lifts up her shirt, SEXY!

May 19, 2008
by Anonymous



May 23, 2008
by Anonymous


where is the real boobs ?

May 23, 2008
by Anonymous


so i need boobs

May 24, 2008
by Anonymous



May 24, 2008
by Persian_Gulf
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It's a woman's world :-)

Who says it's a man's world? it's a woman's world because these are Boobs which are ruling the world not the ..... (heehee ;-)


Jul 11, 2008
by Anonymous

hairy chest...pillow

mmm, hey gloria now thats an idea,mikegranados62@hotmail