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10 Ways To Have Fun With Boobs

Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.

Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.

If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.

Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.

So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.

So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:

(Update: Almost all of the products listed in this article are no longer available or are no longer listed on the sites where we first discovered the item and we had to remove the dead links. You can find a selection of other funny  Boob Products here.)

 

10. Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers

Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:

"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax."


9. Change the Channel with the Boob Remote

Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:

"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made."



8. Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest

Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:

"Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product )



7. Click Away with the Boob Mouse

I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:

"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic.


6. Fry Up Eggs with the Boob Egg Mold

Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:

The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!"

WARNING: THE NEXT PAGE OF BOOB PRODUCTS ARE A BIT MORE REALISTIC SO MAY BE R-RATED (BUT NOT NSFW?)

 
Comments
Apr 5, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

so is that mouse a "tit

so is that mouse a "tit mouse" sorry bad pun

Apr 5, 2007
by admin2014
admin2014's picture

Wrists?

Really?

Apr 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

i really like that boob

i really like that boob mouse pad.

Aug 29, 2007
by Gloria Campos
Gloria Campos's picture

What about the women?

What about the women? Is there a hairy chest pillow, a firm butt chair....?

Apr 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

you forgot the boobie ice

you forgot the boobie ice cube trays!

Apr 7, 2007
by Raluca (not verified)

Nice

Really nice. I have some boobie gadgets on my blog but here are more :)

Apr 15, 2007
by Siberlee (not verified)

Way too funny

LOL and I thought I had an obsession with boobs!

Apr 17, 2007
by Michelle
Michelle's picture

Is there a link for boobie

Is there a link for boobie ice? 

May 19, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

boobs...

i have to admit i love boobs....but the real ones..

May 24, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

(No subject)

Tongue out

Sep 14, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

feel mine

You can feel mine. I wish someone would

Sep 18, 2007
by adrianx (not verified)

LOL  

LOL   Laughing

Oct 6, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

a bit rude but ok boobs are

a bit rude but ok boobs are so not fun there just what woman eat for breakfast

Oct 26, 2007
by Blogs' Magic (not verified)

i loved the shower

i loved the shower one..!!

Nov 24, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

this rox :-)

this rox
:-)

Nov 25, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Where's the tit mouse for the big hands?

How do you get any work done with those mouse pads?

Nov 27, 2007
by Kin (not verified)

The shower

The shower dispenser.

Ha.

HA.

Dec 18, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

big boobs, spinners, and gargoyles

You know it's the next big thing.

Mar 7, 2008
by Anonymous

booby pictures

Dear why waste time with Pllows try something harder.........................

Apr 15, 2008
by Anonymous

boob

boobs are sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Apr 21, 2008
by Anonymous

N.I.C.E

N.I.C.E

May 4, 2008
by Anonymous

blabla

exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

May 10, 2008
by Anonymous

a tit mouse is a type of

a tit mouse is a type of bird... stupid

May 11, 2008
by Anonymous

If you have a obsession with

If you have a obsession with boobs like me, play the game Erica 1, a women lifts up her shirt, SEXY!

May 19, 2008
by Anonymous

seal

awsumm....................................

May 23, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

where is the real boobs ?

May 23, 2008
by Anonymous

sexy

so i need boobs

May 24, 2008
by Anonymous

hot

TOUCH ME? SO I KAN GET MY SATISFACTION

May 24, 2008
by Persian_Gulf
Persian_Gulf's picture

It's a woman's world :-)

Who says it's a man's world? it's a woman's world because these are Boobs which are ruling the world not the ..... (heehee ;-)

 

Jul 11, 2008
by Anonymous

hairy chest...pillow

mmm, hey gloria now thats an idea,mikegranados62@hotmail