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10 Ways To Have Fun With Boobs

Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.

Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.

If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.

Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.

So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.

So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:

(Update: Almost all of the products listed in this article are no longer available or are no longer listed on the sites where we first discovered the item and we had to remove the dead links. You can find a selection of other funny  Boob Products here.)

 

10. Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers

Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:

"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax."


9. Change the Channel with the Boob Remote

Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:

"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made."



8. Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest

Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:

"Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product )



7. Click Away with the Boob Mouse

I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:

"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic.


6. Fry Up Eggs with the Boob Egg Mold

Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:

The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!"

WARNING: THE NEXT PAGE OF BOOB PRODUCTS ARE A BIT MORE REALISTIC SO MAY BE R-RATED (BUT NOT NSFW?)

 
Comments
Jul 14, 2008
by Anonymous

HOT... SEXY...BOOBS...

TO BE HONEST I LOVE BOOBS.
SO....... TOUCH MY BOOBS!!!
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD!!!
ANYWAYS I LIKE THE MOUSE PADS!!!

L LOVE MY HOT SEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYY BIG FAT JUICY BOOBS!!!

Jul 15, 2008
by Anonymous

be carefull what u wish for!

there is a lot of people out there that would be pleased to accomadate you ray

Jul 29, 2008
by Anonymous

What about the women?

To be fair, they should make a mouse pad with a wrist-rest shaped like a man's ass.

Aug 11, 2008
by Anonymous

yea me too

yea me too

Aug 11, 2008
by Anonymous

What about the women?

u gals have boobs. and lots of times are selfish and wont share !!

Aug 11, 2008
by Anonymous

can I?

can I?

Aug 14, 2008
by Anonymous

salud

send me a photo of yours boob

Aug 14, 2008
by Anonymous

sexy photo......

send me a picture of your sexy boobs.
just boobs.

Aug 15, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

can i feel your boobs please!!!!!!!!

Aug 16, 2008
by Anonymous

can this be wat i want?

OMG wat an awsum site!!! i love the boob remote!!!!im gonna get one but wat wud be better wud be to actually feel real ones!!!

Aug 21, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

boobs are aven

Aug 23, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

they are sexy!!!

Aug 30, 2008
by Anonymous

stupid

this is dumb

Sep 1, 2008
by Anonymous

female playthings

In Hollywood years ago, I attended a party thrown by a new photo lab. In the back room, they had an aluminum keg of beer with a block of dry ice sitting atop it. Two girls, perhaps a little bored, carved a mold into the block of frozen CO2, placed a cocktail toothpick in it and filled it with beer. Someone then announced triumphantly to all of us present, “Hey, they are making “cock-sickles” in the back room!”

Sep 14, 2008
by Anonymous

boob

anyone like tits? not a big fan of boobs but i sure enjoy tits

Sep 14, 2008
by Anonymous

I concur!

Cool!

Sep 14, 2008
by Anonymous

yeah!

yeah, they're sexy!

Sep 27, 2008
by Anonymous

booob

boob are sexy

Sep 27, 2008
by JTSpangler
JTSpangler's picture

Pillow for babies only?

Check out US 7,386,902.

Sep 28, 2008
by Anonymous

this is gay!!!

this is gay!!!

Sep 29, 2008
by Anonymous

hay

ffffffffffffffff

how old are u

Oct 7, 2008
by Anonymous

boob

BOOBS ARE GREAT!

Oct 15, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs are the ones which

boobs are the ones which make boys to play ball game with their liauid from pennnis druken by girls

Oct 21, 2008
by Anonymous

I sure hope you're female

I sure hope you're female

Oct 25, 2008
by Anonymous

boob

i love big boobs

Oct 29, 2008
by Anonymous

I LOVE BOOBS

I think these products are awesome. I love boobs and want to buy all of the products maybe in the future you could make like Carmen Electra products and put her naked and have her boobs as a soap dispenser and stuff. I could squeeze hers all day. I love BOOBS, and TITS, and BREASTS, and KNOCKERS, and HOOTERS, and olo. Oh Yea!

From: BOOBS LOVER 23

Nov 1, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs are great.

yup, cant get enough. eat, shit, sleep, BOOBS.

TIIIIITTTTTTTTAAAYYYYYY'S!

Nov 2, 2008
by Anonymous

funny

that is nice

Nov 8, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

boob are sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 11, 2008
by Anonymous

lovely boobs....

ohhhhhH wowwwwwwwwW............
dey r so yummY..wanna everyday leak dat..bite dose dark nipPles..until n unless dey starts bleeding..wanna drink dere milk...ahh believe me guyz u wud nvr gt milk much purer den dat 1...