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10 Ways To Have Fun With Boobs




5. Cover Your Eyes with the Boobie Blindfold

Merchant for this breast blindfold product says:

"Your Fantasy Starts Here! Can't sleep? Blindfolds just got more entertaining with this boobie shaped blindfold, this boobie blindfold is designed to look like you have great big furry boobs as eyes. Made from 100% Polyester makes this boobie blindfold very comfortable and a must have for all boobie fans.........pretty much every guy then!" 


4. Take a Bath with the Bobbing Boobs Bath Plug

Merchant for this Boobie Bath Plug product says:

"A great little novelty to take to the bath with you. Lie in comfort and watch the boobies bob up and down on the surface. Make bath time fun!"



3. Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager

Merchant for the Personal Vibrating Hand Massager product says:

'"It''s funny how men are drawn to breasts automatically. Whether it''s touching or looking, you can guarantee an ample pair will mesmerize most men. So, what better form for a Men's Personal Vibrating Massager than a boob? Our personal vibrating hand massager is a lovely soft squeezable material that vibrates when switched on, providing relief for stressed hands and overworked wrists. The Vibrating Hand Stress Reliever provides quick relief for your overworked hands, which can include - computer mouse strain - drinker''s hand fatigue - writer''s cramp - road rager''s fist fatigue. It's great for computer mouse strain..Drinker's hand fatigue...Writer's cramp.. Road ragers fist fatigue...Limp wrist syndrome or Solitary stimulation strain!!


2. Take a Shower with the Boob Soap Dispenser

I know you have probably seen these around all over the web so I wasn't going to show them to you, but I LOVE them so much. I did not think my list would be complete without them, so here they are.

Merchant says about the Shower Breast product:

"Squeeze the boob to release the gel... Having a shower has never been so much fun!

Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that's probably a silly question....Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly..."

 

1. Light the Way with a Boob Lamp

Merchant for the Boob Lamp says:

"I know what you're thinking dear reader, who needs any of those uber trendy mathmos lamps, eclipse lights or any other cool lighting gadgets when you could have your very own flashing boobie lamp? Don't ever say that we don't spoil you as this flashing boobie lamp measuring approximately 18cm in height just has to be the ultimate bachelor pad accessory. Hasn't it?"


Well, there you have my picks for the top 10 best ways to play with boobies if you can't play with the real ones.

I had a real hard time picking only 10 as there are so many great boobs and great breast products out there, so perhaps another day, I will share with you a few more. What do you think of my choices? Any boob products you think are even better?

(Update: Almost all of the products listed in this article are no longer available or are no longer listed on the sites where we first discovered the item and we had to remove the dead links. You can find a selection of other funny  Boob Products here.)

 

 
Comments
Nov 11, 2008
by Anonymous

sex

come sex me up

Nov 13, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

i want to lick your boobs

Nov 15, 2008
by Anonymous

boobs

its makes me a jolly good fella i LOVE BOOBS PS REAL ONES thanks

Dec 12, 2008
by Anonymous

boob

It is just an interesting aspect of women nature.

Feb 4, 2009
by Anonymous

love boobs

they are some big things i wamt to sqeeze them

Feb 4, 2009
by Anonymous

incane

i could show you mine

Feb 11, 2009
by Anonymous

nice

i want to lick the meidium boobs.any body intrested...

Feb 22, 2009
by Anonymous

tit Mouse

Thats the funniest thing I've heard in a long time ...!