10 Weird Handbags for the Manly Man

by Amused and Bemused

5. Play Air Guitar Purse

If you have to carry a purse around, you may as well be able to play a little air guitar and look sexy doing it. Hey, if rock stars can look sexy with a guitar, who says you can't look hot with a guitar purse. (handbag here)

4. Ridiculous Chicken Feet Purse

If you have to carry around a purse, why not carry something surprisingly ugly. If people are going to stare at your for carrying a purse, they may as well be staring at something worth looking at. This way, you can also serve to remind women of what happens to hens if they hen-peck their husbands a bit too much. (handbag here)

3. Life Size Dog Purse

If you have to carry a purse, you might as well carry around something that other women will love to touch and that arguably resembling man's best friend, the good old dog. A bag that looks like a good old dog that could bark and bite if real sure beats having to carry around some type of ridiculous looking teddy bear bag. (handbag here)

2. Computer Keyboard Bag

If you have to carry around a purse, it would be ok with most men to carry around something with a keyboard on it. I mean how sissy can anything with a computer keyboard on it be?(handbag here)

1. Football Shaped Purse

If you have to carry around a purse, you might as well carry one that a man would be comfortable carrying, like a football. What's great about this football purse is that it comes with handles, which I have to tell you would have been real convenient for a few of the games I have played in my life. See a buddy coming near you, just hide the handles and voila...you got a cool looking football to play with while you stare and smirk at your poor pathetic friend holding that ridiculous looking pink thing they call a handbag. How p-whipped is he! (handbag here )

So, these are the ten handbags I came up with. Can you suggest any that are better for the manly man like me?

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None of them match my shoes.

Submitted on March 29th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

There needs to be an eleventh bag--perhaps a tennis racket-shaped bag so that it will at least match my tennis shoes.

I think Amused should carry the decapitated head since his brilliance does suggest he has an extra brain, right?

Manly Purses

Submitted on April 1st, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

Is this article a joke? These are all definitely women's purses. Carry one of these, and there's no way to defend your "manliness".

Manly Purses

Submitted on April 1st, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

I'm with the last comment guy. Even the gun purse isn't manly. It's like for a femme fatale type chick. Seriously.... this shit is stupid.

Purse?

Submitted on April 1st, 2007 by Body Beauty

Does it really bother guys when they have to hold a purse for their partner?

Manly Purse

Submitted on April 1st, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

The headless one isn't so bad... you know it'd get enough of a kick out of people that they wouldn't care whether it was manly or not. However, isn't it easier, and cheeper to be secure with yourself enough to not worry what other people will think while your holding a purse?, while at the same time, you know you'll get extra kudo with your girl for holding it? That's the true key.. So suck it up guys, hold the fusha-sequence-purse, and then flaunt your girl to the guy who was just laughing at you, as you hand her back her purse. 'Cause if he's laughing... he's single and dosn't get it anyway...

To the "this sh*t is stupid" guy

Submitted on April 3rd, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

Read the article carefully. The intention is definitely tongue-and-cheek. I'm sure the author is well aware that no manly man is going to run out and buy one of these purses just because their cool factor makes them less embarrassing. On that same note, the article is all about temporarily holding a female's purse, not procuring your own. Thus, if the one purse looks "femme fatale," maybe it's because there's a fem normally holding it.

This sh*t isn't stupid, it's funny.

Guys need purses, too.

Submitted on April 20th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

Guys need purses, too. Since I received one as a gift, I have become a convert.

I call mine a man bag, but it is a purse. Why not?

Hold vs. Carry

Submitted on May 10th, 2007 by GeeBee (not verified)

Man Law: A manly man may *hold* a woman's purse, for the minimum time required for said woman to, for example, get her ass inside the Camaro, but he forfeits all claim to "manly" if he *carries* it.

head in a bag

Submitted on June 17th, 2008 by Anonymous

Hi, i love the head in a bag handbag please does anyone know where i can get one please email me on vicki907@hotmail.com

Leather Handbags

Submitted on January 6th, 2009 by Anonymous

And I say... It's all about Italian Leather Handbags :) They really are the best!

Cool!!!!!

Submitted on January 21st, 2009 by Anonymous

Omg i love that keyyboard bag!! they loooook soo nice <3

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