10 Weird Handbags for the Manly Man

5. Play Air Guitar Purse

If you have to carry a purse around, you may as well be able to play a little air guitar and look sexy doing it. Hey, if rock stars can look sexy with a guitar, who says you can't look hot with a guitar purse. (handbag here)











4. Ridiculous Chicken Feet Purse














If you have to carry around a purse, why not carry something surprisingly ugly. If people are going to stare at your for carrying a purse, they may as well be staring at something worth looking at. This way, you can also serve to remind women of what happens to hens if they hen-peck their husbands a bit too much. (handbag here)


3. Life Size Dog Purse

















If you have to carry a purse, you might as well carry around something that other women will love to touch and that arguably resembling man's best friend, the good old dog. A bag that looks like a good old dog that could bark and bite if real sure beats having to carry around some type of ridiculous looking teddy bear bag. (handbag here)

2. Computer Keyboard Bag


















If you have to carry around a purse, it would be ok with most men to carry around something with a keyboard on it. I mean how sissy can anything with a computer keyboard on it be?(handbag here)


1. Football Shaped Purse












If you have to carry around a purse, you might as well carry one that a man would be comfortable carrying, like a football. What's great about this football purse is that it comes with handles, which I have to tell you would have been real convenient for a few of the games I have played in my life. See a buddy coming near you, just hide the handles and voila...you got a cool looking football to play with while you stare and smirk at your poor pathetic friend holding that ridiculous looking pink thing they call a handbag. How p-whipped is he! (handbag here )

So, these are the ten handbags I came up with. Can you suggest any that are better for the manly man like me?

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Mar 29, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

None of them match my shoes.

There needs to be an eleventh bag--perhaps a tennis racket-shaped bag so that it will at least match my tennis shoes. 


I think Amused should carry the decapitated head since his brilliance does suggest he has an extra brain, right?

Apr 1, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Manly Purses

Is this article a joke?  These are all definitely women's purses.  Carry one of these, and there's no way to defend your "manliness".

Apr 1, 2007
by Body Beauty


Does it really bother guys when they have to hold a purse for their partner?

Apr 1, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Manly Purse

The headless one isn't so bad... you know it'd get enough of a kick out of people that they wouldn't care whether it was manly or not. However, isn't it easier, and cheeper to be secure with yourself enough to not worry what other people will think while your holding a purse?, while at the same time, you know you'll get extra kudo with your girl for holding it? That's the true key.. So suck it up guys, hold the fusha-sequence-purse, and then flaunt your girl to the guy who was just laughing at you, as you hand her back her purse. 'Cause if he's laughing... he's single and dosn't get it anyway...

Apr 3, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

To the "this sh*t is stupid" guy

Read the article carefully. The intention is definitely tongue-and-cheek. I'm sure the author is well aware that no manly man is going to run out and buy one of these purses just because their cool factor makes them less embarrassing. On that same note, the article is all about temporarily holding a female's purse, not procuring your own. Thus, if the one purse looks "femme fatale," maybe it's because there's a fem normally holding it.

This sh*t isn't stupid, it's funny.

Apr 20, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Guys need purses, too. 

Guys need purses, too.  Since I received one as a gift, I have become a convert. 

I call mine a man bag, but it is a purse.   Why not?

May 10, 2007
by GeeBee (not verified)

Hold vs. Carry

Man Law: A manly man may *hold* a woman's purse, for the minimum time required for said woman to, for example, get her ass inside the Camaro, but he forfeits all claim to "manly" if he *carries* it.

Jun 17, 2008
by Anonymous

head in a bag

Hi, i love the head in a bag handbag please does anyone know where i can get one please email me on vicki907@hotmail.com

Jan 21, 2009
by Anonymous


Omg i love that keyyboard bag!! they loooook soo nice <3