The Flatulence Deodorizer
[acidfree:405 align=right size=160]Inventor Name: Brian Conant
Invention Status: Selling worldwide on the Internet
Website: www.Flat-D.com
Patent Number: 6,313,371
Inventor Email: Brian@flat-d.com
Keywords: Flatulence Deodorizer, Flatulence, Deodorizer, Flat-D, Flat-d Innovations
[adsense:125x125:1:1]Description: The Flatulence Deodorizer is a product designed to eliminate embarrassment caused from the odor of flatulence. The Flatulence Deodorizer is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth that fits into the undergarment in a similar fashion to a sanitary napkin. This product is 1/16th of an inch thick, washable, reusable and provides immediate protection, from unwanted flatulence odors.
by Anonymous (not verified)
Takes all the fun away from
Takes all the fun away from letting a good one go!
by Anonymous Beano (not verified)
Men on "the rag"?
Yeah, right. I can just see men on the rag. Maybe the inventor will manufacture them using RED dye.
Wouldn't it be easier--and less embarrASSing--to buy a bottle of Beano???
If this man and his wife has kids, I guess you could his wife "The Mother of All Inventions". She must be proud.
by Anonymous Max (not verified)
Maxi Pads
Hmmm. Would this product be available in different absorbancies and thickness? Or would they be labeled "Smelly", "Extra Smelly", and "Deadly"? The "Smelly" size would be about 1" thick, the "Extra Smelly" size would be about 3" thick, and the "Deadly" size would probably have to be about 6" thick.
Also, wouldn't the force of the blow knock them out of place and thereby render them ineffective?
These are just some kinks--I mean stinks--to work out.
by Anonymous Switchwitch (not verified)
Just a Thought
Maybe he should try "Wife Swap". If there was a belch-suppressing family, there surely is gas suppressing counterpart. During the rule change, no one should be allowed to wear a suppressing device. Hopefully, he will come to realize that the wife shouldn't be doing everying in the kitchen.
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