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Wacky Product of the Week #7 : World's Smallest Gun


Ever want to just shoot the person sitting next to you but want to do it discreetly so that they are really surprised? read more »



Top 10 Ways to Have a Great Thanksgiving in 2007


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Thanksgiving is such a predictable and tedious holiday.

I think that Thanksgiving Day should be a lot more fun...a bit more of a surprise.

So, for my friends who are bored, I have collected together a few items that I think will turn any painfully tedious Thanksgiving Dinner into something people will remember for years. Here's my list of the 10 Ways to Have A Great Thanksgiving in 2007: read more »



Best Poopy Stuff of All Time


Well, I was having a poopy day and it got me thinking that the world is full of poop ....literally. So I went on my merry way to prove my hypothesis true...and I have.

Here are my best finds for all the things inspired by the poop in people's lives: read more »



World's Most Freaky Door Handle


What would you do if you walked up to a door and you saw a hand reaching out to you like this one?

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Ever Want to Put a Pillow Over Your Head? Try the Pillow Wig


I know lots of folks who really love their bed and would like nothing more than to be able to live life from their beds. It's so comfortable.

But as you well know it's just not practical to take your bed with you wherever you go. Trust me on that one. read more »



Hillary Nut Cracker: Wacky Product of the Day



I wrote this very clever piece several weeks ago on the 10 Ways to Buy Hillary Clinton . Well, no one read and I don't know why. I guess it was lame? Well, if I had this product to add to the list of Great Hillary Clinton products, perhaps my article would have gotten a better reception. The merchant for this calls it "Completely Nuts". read more »



10 Ways to Buy Hillary Clinton


A friend of mine mentioned recently that she liked Hillary because she's not someone you can buy. Well, I like Hillary but I was not convinced that was true... so I did a little research.

My careful research leads me to conclude that Hillary Clinton can easily be bought and sometimes bought for very cheap. I am sure many will try to argue that unlike many other politician, this is not true of Hillary. Well, I have the indisputable proof to share with you.

Here are the Top Ten of the Many Ways Hillary Clinton Can Be Bought: read more »



13 Perfect Gifts for the Imperfect Dad


Father's Day is the worst. Every year, it's the same lame presents. Come on, you know what I am talking about! If I never see another tie, cologne, BBQ set, belt, wallet socks, underwear, shirt, sweater or lame ass book, I will die happy.

Listen up, guys and let me know if you agree with me. I think I have come up with some really novel gift ideas for dear old dad (other than the obvious stuff he really wants but I can't afford like a Porsche, the model girfriend or the giant flat screen tv). Here's my picks for what to get the old man... read more »



Intestines Made of Yarn : Wacky Product of the Week


Pink IntestinesPink IntestinesLast week, I shared with you something I thought a bit weird, a knitted Fetus Coin Purse.

This week, I found another knitted bit of weirdness. I present to you for your viewing astonishment inner organs made from yarn. read more »



Fetus Coin Purse - Wacky of the Week


In my perpetual hunt for the weird, wacky and funny, I just found a purse that is made to look like an unborn fetus. Yes, that's right, an unborn fetus. read more »



10 Funniest Pillows


When I think of really fun pillows, I think of the ones that nature blessed women with. But for those folks who want a bit of variety in the soft places they want to rest their tired heads, I've put together a collection of 10 Fun Pillows to Suit Every Mood: read more »



Slightly Twisted Product of the Week: Gun-Shaped Hair Dryer


It's been awhile since I posted a Slightly Twisted posting. Loyal fans will recall that I find some of the products on the web that leave me a bit speechless.

I am asking for your help in trying to figure out something funny, witty or profound to say about it.

My pick of the Slightly Twisted wacky product of the week is a quite realistic looking Gun Shaped Hair Dryer. read more »



7 Inventive Ways to Live in a Closet


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Real estate, real estate...that's all I hear about these days. First, prices are going through the roof. Now, supposedly, prices are caving in. Who cares?

All I know is that with prices so high, I can not afford a decent sized place to live. The way my cash flow is going, I may have to move into some teeny tiny space which is more aptly described as a closet than a house.

Assuming that everyone is just like me, boxed in and feeling wretched, I decided to help my fellow small space dwellers by finding items of furniture that can help you save on space.

This furniture gives you 7 Ways to Live in a Closet or Other Cr@ppy Tiny Little Hole in the Wall That You Call Home: read more »



10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs


Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.

Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.

If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.

Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.

So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.

So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs: read more »



10 Weird Handbags for the Manly Man


I don't know about you, but I am involved with a woman. That, by definition means that whenever she and I go out together, I somehow end up holding her purse. I don't know what it is with women and their purses. My lady can't go anywhere without it, but then tries to dump it on me every chance she gets.

Waiting around the mall this weekend bored out of my mind, I realised that I really I should be able to do something to make it more fun for a man to hold a woman's purse. I mean, if we men are going to end up holding the darn thing, shouldn't it be something we can have more fun with or at least not be mortified to be seen with?

So here are my picks for the 10 HandBags A Real Man Can Carry: read more »



Slightly Twisted Product of the Week : Butthole Bear


ButtHole BearButtHole BearMy pick for Slightly Twisted Product of the Week is the Butthole Bear.

Yes, its a adorable looking teddy bear with a special feature...a butthole. Want to know what it's for?

Take a look at the details of the bear and please help me by coming up with some comments or captions to help make us all chuckle.

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Ladies, Put Your Beer Boobs On!!


Wine RackWine RackWell, folks who know me know about my fascination with beer and with lovely ladies.

Well, I just got news of a device that is probably the smartest thing I ever heard of in my life for a woman trying to catch a man's attention. read more »



How to Have Naughty Time - May be NSFW!


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In celebration of the day of love, I thought I would share with you my favorite UNDERWEAR THAT'S FUN TO WEAR.

As many of you know, I wrote a really amazing article on that same subject, which you can read here . But I purposely saved this one for its own posting as it's in a class by itself. The Knaughty Knot Lingerie is an ingenious big red bow that you untie to have fun.

I have a real live totally unused sample of this hot red bow lingerie for folks who want to try it out. I will give one of these lovlies away on March 31 to the person with the most comments as a registered user in our COMMENT on AmericanInventorSpot.com or our FORUMS between February 15th to March 15th. So make sure to join in the fun by commenting on our site. Just think, you can be naughty on the site and have fun being Knaughty at home.

Do not click this page unless you can handle it. read more »



Underwear That's Fun to Wear


Every morning, I put on my boxers and feel like a robot going through the motions of life. Wake up, go shower, put on boxers, comb my hair and eat some cereal and go to the slave mill. I would like my life to be a bit more colorful, filled with a bit more variety and excitement.

One of the ways I thought we could all spice up our lives would be to make the daily routine of wearing underwear more of an event. You know, having to choose between several underwear options that are a bit different. Also, I wouldn't mind if I looked over at my lady and she had on something other than her cotton bikini briefs in white, gray or black. Yawn!

So to bring back a sense of excitement to your life for those looking for a bit of lingerie thrills, I have collected together underwear that is a bit more than ordinary.

Here is Underwear That's Fun to Wear: read more »



The Wackiest Products To Keep You Cooking


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In the past few weeks, I have created a whole series of articles on different types of Wacky Products, but I have to say that this one is my favorites.

Here is what I think are 13 of the Wackiest Products for Your Kitchen to Help Keep You Cooking, with choice quotes from vendors selling these products: read more »