I don't think women should over-express their love on Valentine's Day; that's for men to do. Besides, how many women are with the men "of their dreams" on this holiday? You may be dating (or married to) a dude you're just not that crazy about. Maybe there's a guy around you'd like to receive your true thoughts after he broke up with you. From Valentine gift number 10 to Anti-Valentine gift number 1, these 10 unusual gifts are sure to express your true feelings.
Valentine's Gift Number 10: Let's Play Doctor Sexy Game
This guy is very close to being the man of your dreams. He's funny, smart, talented... many things you like, but he's not very... physical. He needs a little encouragement. The Let's Play Doctor game is a great gift to get him motivated in your direction, if you know what I mean. Go ahead, read him some of the games... if you dare! There are 40 role-playing games in this book, which does have a sense of humor, even about itself.
Sample scenarios from Let's Play Doctor!
Valentine's Gift Number 9: The Magic Wand Remote Control
Maybe he's way too all over you? Best to get him interested in something else, and there's not a man I know who can resist a remote control. This one, in the form of a Magic Wand - a là Harry Potter - controls 13 electronics gadgets, from a TV to a vacuum cleaner (hint). It's very cool; it even learns by touch from your current remote controls! Remotes are serious business for men; and this Magic Wand Remote Control is serious!
Watch this short You-Tube video.
Valentine's Gift Number 8: Sex Panther Cologne
It's illegal in nine countries. From the hit film, Anchorman, comes a real bottle of Sex Panther Cologne, without the panther. Actually, this cologne is said to smell "not that bad."
Sex Panther is just what Valentine Number 8 needs. He's got all the goods, but he still has them on the market. The cologne will put him to the test. Hopefully, he'll be smart enough to get the message, or you should move him down to number three or two.
You've got to see this 1-minute Anchorman cut, with Will Ferrell and
Paul Rudd, if you don't understand why the Sex Panther cologne is such
a big hit!
Valentine's Gift Number 7: Sneakiest Uses For Everyday Things
He'll definitely figure you're not into torrid lovemaking if you give him a Sneakiest Uses book. This is the third book of the series by Cy Tymony. It covers the romantic topics: How to Make a Boomerang with a Business Card,
Convert a Pencil into a Microphone, Make Animated Origami, Turn a TV Tray Into A Giant Robot, and Create Alternative Energy.