Valentine's Gift Number 3: The Guide for Guys: An Extremely Useful Manual for Old Boys and Young Men
It is a great book for a young man, no doubt about it. But The Guide for Guys
might just be considered a kiss-off by a presumed valentine, with
topics like 'how to make a good first impression' and 'how to change
directions on the dance floor,' he might think you would prefer a more
Valentine's Gift Number 2: Foot Alignment Socks
And he does have some ugly feet! You always hated those big crooked toes. When given on Valentine's day, the Foot Alignment Socks say, "Be gone! And furthermore, go fix your ugly feet."
Valentine's Gift Number 1: Lucky Dog Sh*t From France
This gift needs no explanation, except you will have to contact Atypik, the French design house, to see how to get one of these unmistakeably blunt anti-Valentine's gifts.
(Boomer Babe loves anti-Valentines Day! Check out her previous columns, 10 Anti-Valentines Gifts That Speak Volumes About Love, A Deadly Glass For Your Bloody Anti-Valentine, and The 10 Hottest... Er... Coolest Anti-Valentine Gifts.)
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