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11 Ads To Disgust & Disturb You

 

4. Keimling Vegetarian Restaurant

 If you somehow did manage to eat hamster-muffin, this is what would happen.  I think.  It's sort'a like barfing up the food chain...  Which I guess is the point.  After all, it is an ad for a vegetarian restaurant...

 

 5. McDonald's

Possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen.Possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen.

 Okay, I'm just going to state this now: clowns scare the hell out of me.  They freak me out.  I don't know why and I don't want to experience intense sessions of psychoanalysis to find out.

That being said, it's quite easy to see why this ad is just plain frightening to me.  The idea of a clown that is small enough to squeeze into tiny places (just so it can slit my throat with a large knife) is enough to make me curl into a ball and squat in a corner, rocking and making little mewling sounds.

 

 6. Thai Food Express

Take THAT clown baby!!!!!!  I feel much safer...Take THAT clown baby!!!!!! I feel much safer...

 Thank God for whatever ultra-hot weapon Thai Food Express has in their arsenal.  I can sleep nights knowing that there is something to keep that clown baby from under my bed.*

 

7. Just Liquid Hand Wash  

GAH!!!!GAH!!!!

 I warned you.  This is the tip of the iceberg in freaky/gross stuff.

Where to begin...  Well, the maggots are bad enough, right?  I mean... holy crap.  But what's up with the guy taking the medicine?  He looks dead already.  Eyes all rolled up in his noggin and stuff.  Why give him medicine?

After years of research in this area, I can tell you that the undead don't need medicine.  They're... well, zombies.

And you know that the undead guy is making some horrific groaning sound because somebody with maggots all over their arms is trying to force medicine down his throat.

 

John Barker
Clever Ads, Promotions and Marketing
InventorSpot.com

 
Comments
Feb 12, 2009
by T Goodman

You're not kidding!

great finds, John... I guess....

Feb 12, 2009
by John P. Barker
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LOL

I'm gonna have nightmares... heh...

Feb 12, 2009
by Anonymous

5. McDonald's

That is too much!!! too much!!!

I hate Baby Mc Donaalds!!!!

Feb 12, 2009
by John P. Barker
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Yeah... Baby McDonalds is scary...

All I can see is that critter that Craig T. Nelson puked up in Poltergeist 2--you know... the one the scurries under the bed.  Only this one has a clown face and a big knife... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 13, 2009
by Anonymous

Keimling Vegetarian Restaurant

Is that a pig eating a wolf?

Kidda

Feb 13, 2009
by Anonymous

Wonderful!

But don't feel bad about the clowns, John.

A study at Liverpool university a couple of years ago interviewed several thousand 12-20 year olds about clowns.

100% of respondends considered clowns frightening.
_100%_.

Clowns are frakking scary, man. It's official.

tumbleworld@gmail.com

PS: You just know that babyclown has a 12-inch stilleto knife hiding in its blankie...

Feb 13, 2009
by Anonymous

no offense

but your picture that you have when you post messages scares me a little.

Feb 13, 2009
by John P. Barker
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LOL

All of your comments are great!  I'm glad that 100% of those surveyed find clowns scary.

And yep--that baby clown had a stilleto.  Rumor has it that the photographer has not been seen since snapping the shot--they just found the camera...

And yeah... my picture is scary/crazy.  But accurate--though I have more hair now...

Feb 13, 2009
by Anonymous

The could have done a better

The could have done a better job with the photoshop of the human's face on the veg. restaurant ad. WTH is with his face obviously chopped and then just a random tan colored boxed places underneath to cover the gap?

Feb 13, 2009
by J. Barker
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Yeah...

I noticed that too...  It sort'a looked like a strap went around his head...  Couldn't figure out what it was...

Feb 13, 2009
by Anonymous

the pig #2

is that a picture of the lady nursing her new-born octuplets??

Feb 14, 2009
by Anonymous

Playstation 2

I'll tell you what the most disturbing part of the last picture is: one woman drinking what could possibly be urine from a skull, the liquid then flows out of her ear and another woman drinks it from her ear.

Feb 14, 2009
by Anonymous

DrinkActSuccess.com

Just keep the consumers afraid with your FEAR BASED MEDIA, then they'll buy what you tell them.

What a joke.

Feb 15, 2009
by Anonymous

Fear Mongering and more

Guess these ads are cosidered "creativity at its best", or more realistically demented minds at work. Great example of mind control using fear as the decision maker.

Loved the pig comparison to Octupus mom. Never fear, she's not planning to date until her latest brood turns 18. Insanity at its best

Feb 16, 2009
by Anonymous

PS2 Nipple Ad

Why is no one commenting on that last one. All I see is dark nipples coming through that woman in the front's shirt. Not to be outdone the very small women on the right has managed to squeeze a little nipple herself with that very bold right hand of hers. Me likey. I don't care what the whole "message" was. Girl on Girl in any context is always welcomed round these parts.

Feb 16, 2009
by Anonymous

I didn't realize pigs ate

I didn't realize pigs ate coyotes...

Feb 17, 2009
by J. Barker
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Yeah...

... I didn't realize it either.  But from watching horror movies, I've found that pigs eat anything...  blech...