4. Keimling Vegetarian Restaurant
you somehow did manage to eat hamster-muffin, this is what would
happen. I think. It's sort'a like barfing up the food chain... Which
I guess is the point. After all, it is an ad for a vegetarian
Possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen.
I'm just going to state this now: clowns scare the hell out of me.
They freak me out. I don't know why and I don't want to experience
intense sessions of psychoanalysis to find out.
That being said,
it's quite easy to see why this ad is just plain frightening to me.
The idea of a clown that is small enough to squeeze into tiny places
(just so it can slit my throat with a large knife) is enough to make me
curl into a ball and squat in a corner, rocking and making little
6. Thai Food Express
Take THAT clown baby!!!!!! I feel much safer...
God for whatever ultra-hot weapon Thai Food Express has in their
arsenal. I can sleep nights knowing that there is something to keep
that clown baby from under my bed.*
7. Just Liquid Hand Wash
I warned you. This is the tip of the iceberg in freaky/gross stuff.
to begin... Well, the maggots are bad enough, right? I mean... holy
crap. But what's up with the guy taking the medicine? He looks dead
already. Eyes all rolled up in his noggin and stuff. Why give him
After years of research in this area, I can tell you that the undead don't need medicine. They're... well, zombies.
you know that the undead guy is making some horrific groaning sound
because somebody with maggots all over their arms is trying to force
medicine down his throat.