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Heh, nice list. I love the remote controlled LawnMower. Dugg.

FOR THE DAD:
(10) Considering an Extramarital Affair
-put your condoms inside the wallet
-secret wet pouch and adjustable beeper (2 minutes instead of 2 seconds) enables you to have a quickie
-con-demn yourself after you are all petered out

( 9) Who Loves Other Sports, Also Available In:
*Water Polo: if you're not afraid to get your third hand wet
-won't wipe away your wet dreams of being a pro
*Dart Board: insert dart-like missile into your body part opening, which becomes a jet-streamed penile
-if you REALLY want to try "scoring", shoot your stuff
(this one is much "harder")

( 8) Who is Jealous of the Neighbors' Yards: Optional night-vision attachment enables you to mess up your neighbors' lawns and flower beds from the safety/privacy of your own home

( 7) Who Wants A Divorce, Also comes in obnoxious odors: silent but deadly:
*Dead Skunk (since skunks don't stop stinking even after they are smashed on the road)
*Stuffed Artichoke: This one will make others gag...or even choke to death
*Rotten Potato: Let your wife know what you really think of her scalloped potatoes
*Day-Old Chicken Bones: Sends chills up the spine and makes you wish you were a skeleton six feet under

( 6) Who Wants Waited On Even More: why just control the remote when you can also control your wife and get her to get you all the things you are craving? You know...beer, nachos & cheese, pizza, more beer, pretzels, pickles, beer, etc.

( 5) Who Uses Self-Help And Uses His Hands: tired of using your hands? Learn how to use a fork! Instructions included
-Also good for those afraid of touching themselves due to herpes and other STDs
-Great tool for the HANDiman

( 4) Who Can't Get His Wife to Stop Smoking: Offer to light her cigarette everytime--she might get the message

( 3) Who Likes a Good, Relaxing Smoke: Special attachment enables you to have a POT BELLY. Inhale from the retractible bong

( 2) Who Likes to Hang Out: Bottomless undies! Show off and dangle your dingle berries or have fun being a swinger

( 1) Who Can't Afford a Motel: Inflatable motel room with bedposts, not credit card posts. No more cheating inside your cramped car or "her" apartment.

( l) To dine out, using their hard earned money

( 2) Ties, of course. And, no, not even a "nice" one

( 3) Another screwdriver, unless it comes with orange juice

( 4) Silly golf accessories (e.g., colored towels, iron covers, etc.)

( 5) Underwear and socks--Darn Them!

( 6) Office golf sets when they don't even have an office

( 7) Brut cologne...and, no, Aqua Velva isn't better

( 8) Yellow or pink golf pants or shorts (only lime "green" is okay)

( 9) A lunchbox--they went out with Fred Flintstone

(10) Candy--it is what fathers get out of the machines at work when their wives pack them leftovers

(11) Another wallet.

(12) An inflatable doll.....ooops, this is for the "DO buy" list

Thanks for the funny posts guy. I am feeling pretty pissed right now as I don't know why I just got undug.

Any opinion as to what's better than DIGG out there?

Someone mentioned it may have gotten buried as it wasn't a technology related article.

Well, maybe enough of you will REDDIT to save me from committing hari kari.

You will turn into Consume and Consumed.

Why not release your pent-up frustration by trying a hairy Kerri instead?

Well, I am over the crushing disappointment now.

As you said, I have to be careful that my impatient desire for fame and traffic not make me a consumed consumer. :)

Thanks for reminding me that I am doing this for fun.

a Therapy Buddy.....everything is going to be all right.

PS You shouldn't joke about hari kari--you could get involuntarily committed. You might even get confined in a room with the bottlesling guy. So, isn't life just grand the way it is?

A therapy buddy would be perfect.

Everything is going to alllll riiiight. :)

Hey! Get composed, not decomposed.

:) Everything IS going to be all right!

Your Therapy Buddy

Wow, the add a comment feature was hard to find. Anyone looking for it, its right after the end of the article in small frigging letters.

Anyway, I think that the inflatable pub totally rocks. My old man would love that thing.

It LOOKS okay, but I bet it gets really hot inside when the sun is shining. Well, okay, more reason to cool off with another beer.

You don't have anything that is for a complete asshole of a dad, for me, I'd like to give my dad a bat and use it on him.

Sounds like you could use a Therapy Buddy, too.

I think the "assholes" just don't get anything...don't waste your money on a bat.

If your looking for an idea for a real a-hole dad... check out amusedand bemused mother's day article "GIfts You Should Never give Your Mom for Mother's Day ."

I think its very nice! =)
Really =)

that is very funny!=)

I wanna buy some of that things for my dady!

Can you spare any cash? With a name like "hydrocodone", I would think you are already selling your personal possessions for your next fix.

How cute! :) Thats just an amazing!

Its super!
If I shall buy to my father this Pub-house he will live in it all time :)

Pee goal its very fun =)And beeping wallet too

Most of all it was pleasant to me hidden beer pack :)
Just beer everywhere :)

I think all that things will be pleasant to get to everyone mens
Most of all Pee Goal (very funny :)))

How can I order this one:
10. For the Dad With The Tight Wallet

Remete controlled LawnMower-the best!
Every men will love this because the mens - is the kids till the end of his days ;)

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Thats right our old mans hate ties and socks :)ha-ha :)
But i have anouth money to buy him Carrera :(
So i think ill buy to him a ....F*uck lighter :))))

A have no money for the Carrera for my dad...
So i will buy to him "Fuck lighter" Ha-ha :)