The creativity and well... balls of the marketing industry will never cease to amaze me. In my first (of hopefully many) article on this topic (11 Ads to Disgust & Disturb You), I found a whole bunch of just plain messed up stuff.
Creative stuff? Most certainly. Well executed? Sure, for the most part. Creepy and bizarre? Oooooooooh, yeah.
So, in the spirit of the previous article, I present to you another round of just plain disturbing advertisements. And be warned: these things get pretty hardcore towards the end-not in a good way.
1. Foundation Nicolas Hulot
I've got nothing against Ents, but...
Um... Okay, doesn't the song say "The Baby Will Drop?"
The casting for the new Terminator film has begun...
I'm not usually afraid of food. Ask any of my friends. I'll eat pretty much anything.
But this chicken scares the hell outta me.
Let me give you a mental image: this freaked-out looking thing chasing you all over the kitchen with a butcher knife. Then doing power-lifts with your dead body.
And very tan, in a George Hamilton sort of way.
3. Friends of the Earth
GAHHHHHH!!!!! Run!!!! Run as fast as you can!!!!
I think the idea behind this ad is to show the results of global warming. But...
That's the scariest thing ever (except for Baby Ronald McDonald
)! What are they saying? That bears are gonna go nuts and rip all of their skin off-then walk upright like some 9-to-5 office jockey carrying a fur briefcase?
I haven't seen something this freaky since that John Frankenheimer movie-Prophecy
(not the one with Christopher Walken... The one with the giant, skinless, mutated hell-bear).
If you happen to be a hunter, run into this horrific creature, and happen to shoot it, I suspect that your dinner would look like this: