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10 More Ads to Disgust & Disturb You



4. Katz's Deli

Polar bear meat???  Hopefully not...Polar bear meat??? Hopefully not...


Now, I'm all for a good sandwich.  Really.  I found intense pleasure in an excellent roast beef sub just the other day.

But, this just doesn't appeal to me, probably because of the thick cut of the meat.  It could possibly make your stomach look like this:


5. Riopan Ant-acid

Insert another quarter to wash your liver.Insert another quarter to wash your liver.


Having recently been discharged from the hospital after gastrointestinal issues, this ad struck me as quite disturbing, primarily because that's EXACTLY what my innards felt like (except I don't see any glass shards in there).

6. World Wildlife Fund

Eat your heart out Aquaman!  This guy is smokin'!!!!!Eat your heart out Aquaman! This guy is smokin'!!!!!

Okay, where to start...

First, this thing has my hairline and my taste in shirts.  Second, I can't help but picture the absolute mess I would make in my pants if I pulled this thing up over the rail of the boat while fishing.  Third, it looks like it would bum all of my cigarettes.

 

7. JobZonen.dk

Just say no.Just say no.

I've never understood the fascination with inflatable dolls.  They look like they are going to eat you.  And their eyes are all bugged out.

Speaking of which-does it have a black eye?  If so, THAT is the creepiest part of this ad.

 

 
Comments
Mar 25, 2009
by Anonymous

ohlawd what is this I don't

ohlawd what is this I don't even

Just goes to show, these days advertisers care mostly about getting your attention no matter what.

Also, "Katz's Deli" officially has the most disgusting sandwich I've ever seen, including the pile of mouldy lunches my little brother had in his backpack over the summer.

Awesome continuation of the first article. I highly enjoyed it.

-Anonimite

Mar 26, 2009
by Anonymous

Ad 1: C'mon, the baby's

Ad 1: C'mon, the baby's being cradled. Might get splinters, but it doesn't look like it's about to fall.

2: Bizzare.

3: Disgusting. "Hey! Look over here! We have a MESSAGE!" And absolutely no scruples in delivering it.

4: That sandwich looks yummy. Piles and piles of delicious meaty meat. Chomp!

5: Must be your recent medical experience 'cause I don't see anything disturbing.

6: Sure, try to convince us of a scientific theory by ignoring science. That'll work.

7: I'm with you on this one. So ... You lost your job as a masturbation tool? What?

8: Not disturbing. Hits its intended target: Beer-swilling men obssessed with breasts. Bingo.

9: Horrific. What about little kids getting into those cars before mommy or daddy remove the horror show? Somebody ought to be fired for that. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

10: I'm not sure why PETA gets sympathy for ramming their message down everyone's throats with horrific images. "Let's convince people not to eat meat by showing how psychotic we are." Visual terrorism will never accomplish anything beneficial. Change your tactics PETA.

Mar 26, 2009
by J. Barker
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LOL

Yay!  Glad you liked it.  And yeah... I find that sandwich to be just plain nasty....  I must say that I like the ad copy, however.  It's gutsy.  Gutsey?  Gut-c?  Hmmm... need to look that one up...

Mar 26, 2009
by J. Barker
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Thanks for the feedback! 

Thanks for the feedback!  Obviously my responses to these ads are insanely influenced by my initial reaction to them.  Hence the Baby thing...  See... Babies scare me because they are so fragile.  So that ad freaked me right out at first glance.

 And I can't agree with you on the sandwich.  Ew.  A thinner cut... yeah... I'd be all over it...  heh.

Apr 11, 2009
by Anonymous

womens options

I a bit worried that now that I have lost my job the only option i have is to become a sex toy for abusive men.
sarah

Apr 24, 2009
by Anonymous

fish man & polar bear

I think the reason this fish guy is so creepy is because he comes so close to looking like a human. The bear was just plain sad. Where do you find these things??? I usually fast-forward through commercials but surely things haven't that much since I got my DVR?

Apr 24, 2009
by Anonymous

!!

Me again- CHANGED! Surely things haven't changed!

May 8, 2009
by J. Barker
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I just don't wanna see...

...an ad with the bear eating the fish guy..

May 14, 2009
by J. Barker
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Cool...

I'll have to check that out...  Thanks!

 John.

May 25, 2009
by Anonymous

Yay!!!!

More more more, great stuff!!!! The link for the new really, really disgusting is effed up. Fixy plz?