10 Completely New Ways to Turn a Woman On
6) Old Way: Tell Her How Beautiful She Is
New Way: SHOW Her How Beautiful She Is
There is someone for everyone, or so they say, and you certainly see something attractive in the woman in your life. She may not always agree with you. One day I may look in the mirror and see a superstar staring back at me. The next day, I wonder who that barbaric beast could possible be. When my husband tells me how beautiful I am, though, all negative notions go flying out the window. See, women are actually pretty easy. One way to visually give her evidence of her foxiness-level is to snap some well-crafted pictures of her. With the Portable Light Studio, you can even give her looks an added boost. This invention will provide the best possible lighting so your photos can let her best qualities shine through.
7) Old Way: Buy Her Sexy Lingerie
New Way: Buy Her TASTY Lingerie
The gift of lingerie may actually be more of a favor to yourself, but she will still appreciate the gesture. A gift of lingerie tells her that you find her to be one sexy little number. Instead of choosing the usual French maid get-up or frilly teddy set, though, why not try something new and edible? The Gummy Bra will show her that you appreciate her natural (i.e. near naked) beauty while providing a nice little set up for yourself. Who else is going to help her out of those tasty undergarments?
8) Old Way: Give Her Sparkly Ring For Her Hand
New Way: Give Her Sparkly MOUSE For Her Hand
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, right? I'll happily settle for a friendly acquaintance in a pretty crystal crested option. For the girl who is already dripping with jewels around her neck and wrists, there is something brand new you can give her to show she's your number one gal. The Bling Bling Computer Mouse is the newest alternative to your old jewelry stand-bys. This decorative yet useful tool will escort her around the Internet in style.
9) Old Way: Treat Her To Breakfast In Bed
New Way: Treat Her To A Tidy Breakfast In Bed
It seemed like a great gift at the time, I'm sure. My husband had kindly crafted a beautifully presented home-made meal served in bed. The vittles were tasty, indeed, but it was the aftermath that was slightly less savory: dishes dirtied, kitchen chaos and sheets in shambles full of crumbs. The kitchen mess is one thing since you expect food particles to spill out a bit from their source, but there is no reason to allow used grub a permanent home in the bedroom. The woman in your life will thoroughly appreciate your treat of breakfast in bed, but preemptively tend to the ensuing mess with a set of bibbed bed linens. This innovative product has the bib built right in, so she can gleefully grub without fear of the crumb-filled aftermath.
10) Old Way: Hold Her Door Open To Show Her You're A Gentleman
New Way: Cut Out Some Of Your 'Manly' Habits To Show Her You're A Gentleman
Nose-picking, gas-emitting and ball-scratching does not really scream gentleman to me. In fact, it yells, "Run! Get out of here! This guy is disgusting!" Men will be men even if that translates to boys will be boys. Men, in the company of other men, will commit the grossest acts a dainty lady like me could only nightmare of. I was raised in an all-female household where my sister and I would torment each other with your basic acts of verbal abuse. Thanks to my ten year old son, I am know learning the male species choose other, more physical-based, methods of torture. Grody gas-passing and odorous belch wars are commonplace in the social life of a ten year old boy. And these are just the wars between my husband and son! The smell of an all-boys' sleepover? Ugh! Show the woman in your life that you can act like a gentleman. You may not always be able to control those gas explosions, but show a little decorum. If you must scratch your nether region, try out the Executive Ball Scratcher. No one wants to touch the hand that has been exploring down below.
All women want is a little attention and to be regularly reminded that you care. Of course gifts are not the only way to turn a woman on, but it is actually one of the easiest ways for you. The true message here is to just keep her in mind and keep being creative in the ways you show her you care. That is the greatest aphrodisiac of all.