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10 Best Star Wars Toys All True Fans Must Have

Yoda Santa


Yoda is darn cute, until he starts to look like the Grinch disguised as Santa Claus. As Yoda Santa, he's started to look a little scary, like the makings of one of those cheesemo 80's Christmas horror flicks. At least the little boys and girls of the world will be taught patience next Christmas Eve.

TIE Fighter Speaker


Everyone loves a good stereo system. Nerds, of course, are no exception. When you really want to hear the rumbles of an exploding Alderon, just turn on these killer speakers and the accompanying subwoofer. The speakers are wireless, so they're ready to fly away toa galaxy far far away...better glue them down.


Yoda hat


If your little one not only likes Yoda, but wants to grow up to be Yoda, this hat is a great first step towards their transition. The marabou feather accent in place of hair really makes the cute ears stand out. The hats are custom made, so I assume if you really beg the creator, she may just make one in your size. Then won't your friend's be jealous? (Update:The Yoda Hat is no longer available.)


R2D2 Soy Sauce Bottle


The Japanese love Star Wars. Many Star Wars fans love the Japanese. Keeping that in mind, why not bring together the two worlds with this handy, dandy R2D2 soy sauce bottle. Of course, this lovely item is not limited to soy sauce, just fill the body with your sauce of choice and pour to your heart's content. (You can see a whole collectoin of great Star Wars kitchen items and gadgets here.)


Stormtrooper cuff links


If you're a stylin' geek on the go, you'll certainly love these Stormtrooper cuff links. Nothing says class like a pair of nice cuff links, and nothing says “I make tons of money in the computer industry” like wearing a sharp suit accessorized with stormtroopers.

So any of these Star Wars toys catch your eye? You may want to take a look at  Top Ten Star Wars Items for Your Kitchen?


Originally published in January 2009 and updated in May 2015.


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Jill Harness
Weird Gizmos, Toys and Whatnots 

Jan 16, 2009
by Beth Graddon-Hodgson
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 Interesting products, and

 Interesting products, and hilarious article! I'd be interested to know if the duckies can find the force to actually float upright unlike their lesser peers.

Beth Hodgson
Innovative Business Writer

Jan 22, 2009
by Anonymous


Those are actually Clone Trooper helmets, but not your fault that's what the creator lists them as :)

Jan 24, 2009
by Cosetta
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yodo and friends

 So cute!

and clever too. 

Happy Patent,