These days, Christmas isn’t about religion, it’s about
expressing yourself and showing others how much you (don’t) care about them.
What better way to show what a weirdo you are than adoring your tree with the
tackiest, ugliest and just plain strangest Christmas ornaments around?
Strange Ornament #11 - Farting Santa & Reindeer:
There’s something so distinctly hillbilly about these
farting Christmas ornaments. If you still think “get her done” jokes are funny,
you might be a redneck, and you might be the perfect customer for anyone
selling this kind of kitsch junk.
Strange Ornament #10 - Santa in a Thong:
There was a time where little girls were prone to seeing
mother kissing Santa Claus, but in this get up, even the most desperate
housewife is going to stay far, far away.
Strange Ornament #9 - Reindeer Sex:
This definitely is not what Santa had in mind when he said “on
Dasher, on Dancer.” But whether or not they can fly, reindeer are still wild
animals, which means they’re instinctually programmed to do what critters do
best. Celebrate your love of nature with this wonderful ornament.
Strange Ornament #8 - Siamese Twins:
What could be weirder than the many freaky fetus ornaments I
brought you on my last ornament article? One featuring a Siamese twin fetus, of
Strange Ornament #7 - Giant Microbes Holiday:
If you’ve ever had a cold on Christmas, caught mono under
the mistletoe or gotten food poisoning from your holiday feast, then these
adorable holiday Giant Microbes are a great way to remember just how sickening
the holiday season can be.
Strange Ornament #6 - Tannenbomb Prank:
If you’re looking for the perfect ornament to buy a friend
that you love to annoy, this is it. The Tannenbomb ornament incorporates
ThinkGeek’s famous annoy-a-tron technology into a festive decoration. Once hung
on the branches of a tree, the ornament periodically emit beeps, mosquito buzzes,
crickets chirps, and elf giggles at random intervals.
Strange Ornament #5 - Poo and Pee:
They’re so cute…too bad their real life counterparts stink
like hell. Even so, it’s nice to be able to put pee and poop on your Christmas
tree long before your cat or dog marks his territory on it.
Strange Ornament #4 - Yoda Tree Topper and Star Wars Christmas lights:
Forget your boring old angel tree toppers and Christmas
lights. This year, Yoda will be your holy guide or shining star while R2-D2 lights the cold
Strange Ornament #3 - Frodo:
Nothing says Christmas like a perilous death march to Mordor,
but hey, if you’ve always wanted a life-size (I kid) replica of Elijah Wood for the
holidays, here’s your chance.
Strange Ornament #2 - Torchwood:
I’ll admit it, I have a crush on Captain Jack Harkness…how
could I not when our names are so perfect for one another -Jill Harness and
Jack Harkness, it’s like were name soulmates. Even so, I still can’t imagine
hanging an ornament of my secret boyfriend and his lover on my Christmas tree.
Strange Ornament #1 - Christmas Santapede:
If the Human Centipede puts you in the Christmas spirit, you
should be visiting a shrink, not shopping on Etsy. But hey, at least they have
Hope you enjoy this list of 11 weird and bizarre Christmas ornaments. I am always looking for more strange ornaments so please share with me your your favorite finds in the comments below.
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