Trying to find the perfect gift idea? Over the years Amazon has grown to
become the go-to place for just about anything you're looking to buy
online. Tube socks? Turtlenecks? Turtle food? Amazon has got you
covered! Amazon is also home to a plethora of downright gag-worthy
products. If you feel like taking a break from the pursuit of the perfect
gift and getting grossed out sounds like fun, dig in to this selection of
one dozen fresh-from-the-oven batch of nasty. Here's what you definitely
don't want to be getting or giving as a gift this year:
As we review some of the most gag-worthy items Amazon has to offer, make sure you aren't eating anything before you start reading. You've been warned.
An offer you can’t refuse, Godfather-style. Not for the faint of heart but you will get your message across loud and clear.
This heart even squishes like the real thing. If you actually find yourself in the market for a heart, you can't go wrong with this model.
These eye-shaped gumballs are full of ooey-gooey cherry filling that splatters into your mouth with every bite. We've heard of eye candy, but this is ridiculous! Great to hand out to trick or treaters, though.
This military grade spray emits the foul smell of human waste that lingers for up to a day. It can also double as a deflector to unwanted suitors.
Pump a Dump Spray
As disgusting as this gag mug is, it's actually pretty genius. Who hasn't taken a drink from a cup only to see a cigarette butt on the bottom? It's THE. WORST. And that's why this mug is kind of the best.
Now you can feast on your fondest childhood memories with Canned Unicorn Meat! Quite possibly the most disturbing thing about this product is there's no indication as to what kind of meat is ACTUALLY in the can. Could it really be unicorn meat?
Each and every one of these soaps are full of unfortunate detail, right down to the bits of corn. Every 6" bar of poop soap is uniquely shaped and sized, just like the real thing. Despite all thoughts to the contrary, the corn poop shaped soap leaves your hands smelling amazingly fresh.
This item is clearly intended for people who don’t have enough fat already. It is also great for reminding yourself what fat looks like on your hips, for those times you are tempted by the quart of ice cream.
Pound of Fat
This is just nasty. We understand it is a patient teaching aid for diabetic foot ulcers, but still downright gross. It would be a fantastic Halloween prop, though!
Packaged in a collectible tin, Crazy Cat Lady Soap lets you smell exactly like that one lady down the block. The one you almost never see. Bonus cat fur and hairballs are sold separately.
Crazy Cat Lady Soap
Have you ever dreamed of showering in the blood of your enemies. Stay out of prison by using the Blood Bath Shower Gel instead. This refreshing gel leaves your skin baby-soft as you rinse away any lingering homicidal urges.
Tasty fake flesh for supper or the feast table at a haunted house. Features fingers, eyeballs, and other assorted delicacies
Had enough? Amazon is full of this stuff, just waiting to be discovered. Let us know what you find? Can you find something evenmore gross or disgusting on Amazon?