15 Strange and Bizarre Gifts For The Weirdos In Your Life

What a great article!  I love many of these items just because they're so.... non-PC, I guess.   I mean, come on.... a fetus cookie cutter!  That's awesome!  LOL.

They sell those smoking umbrellas in my tobbacconist.

And, I have a female-peeing-upright device, but mine's called a she-wee.

I go camping alot, and like festivals, and sometimes get so wasted finding somewhere good to squat is near impossible.

I like the earrings, and I think my boyfriend actually would like the enema pin.

The kiddie tattoos and spider are lame.

Funny read though.

Just bought the spider for my son.... it was the tackyist thing we could find.

I love the P-mate!!! And I want one!! I don't think is weird, I think is practical...

This is a cool page. I'll come back and look again

There is no such thing as an enema bag, that is a Calostame bag! GROSS!

These are freakin' awesome!!! Where could I find the umbrella...do they sell it in stores in Canada somewhere? I definitely want a couple of those as gifts for Christmas.

I'm a nurse. I have given enemas. There are bags. We consider them enema bags. Also, colostomy. Learn how to spell.

You left out this one: www.youchum.com

You cite "live long and prosper" as a hand-signal that the device is capable of, but it's nowhere on the diagram.

Ssspppffftt

Nothing, best. gift. ever.

Learn your English, they're, their, there.

They're enema bags.

That persons use of there is correct. There are bags is a proper sentence. Before you talk crap you might want to check yourself.

i might need some of those fundies lol :)

wat u sed was written wrong!!! duhhh STUPID

There are bags is a proper sentence, but in this context, it's incorrect and confusing. They're bags is correct. They're being a contraction of they are.

Why would pro-life fanatics eat fetuses? Wouldn't it be pro-choice?

The nurse was stating that there are bags that are used to contain the waste material that is produced from an enema and that she and the hospital staff considers those bags to be enema bags. She also could have stated that they are enema bags, but note that she said 'We *consider* them [to be] enema bags'. Which means that although those bags may not be labeled officially as enema bags they are only considered that. The order in which she gave the information also influences which "they're, there, their" she used as is seen the previous sentence. I had to refer back to the bags (the antecedent noun in the sentence) and since we are talking about a property concerning the name of the bags we would consider the bags to be a personal noun and had to therefore use a pronoun as a substitute for the clearly understood noun, the bags. Otherwise, it would be almost tongue-tying to repeat the same noun over and over again (also seen in the constant repetition of "the bags") .

Perhaps a clearer example would be to conveyed by the following statements: There is a car. It is red. There are cars. They are not all red. That couple owns that car. Their car is blue. Any car that is new on the lot is not red. They're green.

Note: When brackets [] are used it means that the current writer/author (not the original writer/author) has inserted their own words to clarify something or for any number of other reasons. In this case it was because I felt that the sentence lost some context when quoted.

One final note. In trying to explain this matter in a non-abrasive or negative manner I may have very well made several mistakes myself. Instead of vehemently attacking other people and whether they have a mastery over the English language perhaps it would be better to note the error and propose to look up the information and leave pointers to that information or suggest that the person may want to look up such information themselves and do so in a constructive and caring manner. This approach to comments may add a nominal amount of effort on the part of the person commenting, but in the full scope of things this very concept would do a lot to guide our species (humans) towards a better understanding of each other and an enriched form of communication.

I am an English major, and even I think you need to get a life, there are bags! It's a bloody comment board! (Waiting for annoying lecture on the usage of slang.)

im proud to say i have the tatoo maker.
bought it for a dollar at a garage sale.

=D

hahaha i love the hand gesture one

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They're taking the internets to seriously.....

All your base belong to me!

Now run along!

I enjoy the idiots posting comments more the the gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

I think i'd actually enjoy most of these gifts!

wow. what a nice look on your face lol!

what bags? where are the bags? their bags? theyre bags? dude, they are bags! hag.

wow. i want to give a pee mate to the bitch of a boss i have who thinks she is a man.

That is what I am talking about I flunked 11th and 12th grade english and yet I have a respectable job and can hold my own in a conversation but I am proud of the lesson that I have learned today and it makes me smile to see how seriously people can be about whatever their they're there passions might be, (sorry what sure which there to use) HE HE
Muwhahahahahhahahhaha

Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

Finally!- a proper answer!

if u think this is funny, ur fucked in the head. its pervs like u that make this world a fucked up place.

That is the best thing for woman since the sanitary napkin!!!!! No more nasty toilet seats!!!!! Stand up ladies and piss on your enemy's leg!!!!

But I'm definitely buying some fundies for my Christmas season ;)

I loved the idea of giving people nothing. Haha. Certainly a lot different from the ideas on my holiday list.

Top 10 X-Mas Gifts you can Order in your Underwear

It's said as too seriously, not to seriously

I've been looking for road kill jewelry for a while now. The squirrel earings are JUST what i need.

~giggle~

It's spelled colostomy, dumbass

fundies and p-mate almost made me cry, thats how funny i found them.

Good collection of gifts... and the enema bag is eukes

The comment is only confusing if you're a doofus. (Note I use the correct you're as opposed to your.)

you're are loser if you write 4 paragraphs on there vs they’re

Rofl. people are fun :)

The "enema bags" are not used to catch the waste produced by the enema. They're used to hold the actual enema fluids while they're being placed in the patient. They hang from an IV pole about 18 inches above the patient while they're being instilled. The patient is then allowed to go to the restroom or get on a bed pan to catch the waste.

That is, in fact, an enema bag. A "colostomy" bag is for those who (for whatever reason) cannot use their entire GI tract and the system is diverted, not through the rectum as displayed here, but often through the stomach.

fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to much information dude...ewww no!

i think a couple of the people who have commented on this board are in serious need of an enema themselves.

i really like the cigarette umbrella!!!!!! that rocks, the handle should be electrically heated too, to keep your hands warm.

The amazon.com link for Fundies shows them on sale for $7.89, and adds "2 used & new available from $6.95". I think I'd rather pay full price.