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De-Stressing For Dad: 5 Dead Desk Toys From Suck UK

'Clever' has not left the Suck UK creators in this era of uncertainly and universal stress.  Its latest set of desk toys prove that.  They not only help relieve your stress, they make you smile, and they are functional as well.  All of the dead desk toys would made unique Father's Day gifts (better, for sure, than a tie!) for a Dad with a sense of humor.

 

Stress Paul Stress Reliever by Suck UKStress Paul Stress Reliever by Suck UK 1. Stress Paul Stress Reliever

Stress Paul, a stress ball in poor Paul's form, is a soft rubber toy that's squishy so you can squeeze him for relief from your own stress. Yes, he's in the fetal position, but that's so you don't have to be.  Keep him on your desk, but don' forget him to pop him in your pocket or purse when you leave; there are plenty of stresses waiting for you even away from your desk.(See Stress Paul)

 

Stress Paul Stress Reliever by Suck UKStress Paul Stress Reliever by Suck UK

 

 

Splat Stan Coaster by Suck UKSplat Stan Coaster by Suck UK

2.   Splat Stan Coaster, by Suck UK

Poor Splat Stan gave his life to save some big shot's desk from getting coffee stains. He's dead now, covered in silicone rubber, so you don't have to worry about killing him again. He left a nice splat, didn't he?  Just big enough to hold your giant mug or your Big Gulp. (See Splat Stan)

 

Splat Stan Coaster by Suck UKSplat Stan Coaster by Suck UK

 

 

Dead Fred Pen Holder, by Suck UKDead Fred Pen Holder, by Suck UK 3.  Dead Fred Pen Holder

First of all, you know the frustration of not being able to find a blasted pen when you need one.  So Dead Fred, who died, you guessed it, being stabbed by his wife's hand with a pen to his heart, has a silicone heart now.  You can take your own aggression out on Fred without serving a life sentence like poor Mrs. Fred.  And, you can leave your pen in his tough silicone heart so you can find it the next time you have to sign one of those blasted checks. (See Dead Fred)

 

 

Dead Fred Pen Holder, by Suck UKDead Fred Pen Holder, by Suck UK 

 

 

Hanging Harry Light Pull by Suck UKHanging Harry Light Pull by Suck UK 4.   Hanging Harry Light Pull

There aren't many chain-pull lamps around any more, but if you have one, especially in your office, Hanging Harry Light Pull with be right at home in the room where you feel most helpless.  Is it your bathroom? That's where Suck UK envisioned him.  But he'd be cool hanging from any fixture or lamp.  Hanging Harry comes with his own noose. (See Hanging Harry)

 

Hanging Harry Light Pull by Suck UKHanging Harry Light Pull by Suck UK

 

 

Dead Mark Bookmark by Suck UKDead Mark Bookmark by Suck UK

5.   Dead Mark Squashed Flat Book Mark

Poor old Mark.  He was always a "book worm," but now he's a Book Mark.  The end of a life shortened by a giant, what else, encyclopedia, Mark met his match.  Now that he's dead anyway, why not use him as a bookmark.  His silicone body is sturdier than a dead rose and more identifiable than those fly-away pieces of paper. (See Dead Mark)

 

Dead Mark Bookmark by Suck UKDead Mark Bookmark by Suck UK

 

Suck UK's stress-relievers and smile-bringers are available at Suck UK's online store.