Still looking for a Father's Day gift that can't possibly be
seen as a term of endearment? Well then, you've come to the right place. Here
are eight terrible gifts certain to give the right message -that you simply
don't give a hoot about your old man.
Nothing says "I want you to have a great day....and drop
dead," quite like a suit that allows you to soar through the air after jumping
from a plane without a parachute. Sure it's a crazy extreme sport, but your
dad's likely not all that crazy and he's probably too old for this sort of thing. That means
even if he does use the thing right, he'll probably die of a heart attack in
Designated Driver Kooler Club
For the dad who lives for both booze and golf, this
"designated driver" is a great way to get drunk on the course without looking
like a complete lush. It might not help his game, but it will certainly make
him happier. And you can even give it to him with the UroClub so he'll have
somewhere to "go" when he's had a few too many and can't make it back to the
Metal Baby Carriage
Perfect for the new, over-protective daddy, this machine-gun-equipped
baby carriage can help keep the baby safe while letting daddy live out his
Rambo fantasies. If nothing else, it certainly looks manlier than a pink
carriage covered in ruffles.
Is your dad a geek who can't cook? Finally, someone has
solved the age-old problem of how to feed World of Warcraft dorks without ever
making them leave their computer. Nerds can now connect their George Forman
Grills into the USB of their computers. Simply pull the steak from the USB
powered mini-fridge and grilling time is ready to go. Just don't let the grease
drip on anything.
(It's a gag product if you couldn't tell already.)
Sometimes the best gift for a man is actually something for
his best friend. In this case though, the dog tailgate will certainly benefit all
parties, your dad will love having access to grilling accessories, condiments
and a bottle opener wherever he wanders, Rover will love all the positive
attention he's getting and everyone else will love having your dad leave them
alone asking people to get him beer.
Chocolate Guns and Ammo
Giving Dad chocolate is always a nice gesture, but it's
still a little too feminine to make a great Father's Day gift. But your
problems are now solved with the help of these delicious and intimidating
chocolate weapons. Which would you choose a white chocolate grenade or the dark
Of course, if you really hate your pops, you can always try
dipping a loaded gun in some chocolate and telling him it's one of these.
Is your dad more proud of his sweet stache than his own
kids? Then celebrate his facial growths with this awesome carstache hood accessory.
Happy Father's Day to all you kiddos out there and please,
don't actually get your dad any of these gifts.
If you actually want some cool stuff to buy dad, check out PetsLady.com's picks for some unique finds.