They say Halloween is the day where you get to see people
bring their inner desires to life, so what does it say about a person who has a
zombie fetus escaping from their womb or a man with another man's body coming
from his butt? If your costume does reflect a bit of your innerself then these
people are total weirdoes.
Who doesn't want to pretend to have someone's head up their
butt? While this costume is hilarious and depicts a great scene from the movie Hancock, it still seems a weird choice
for a costume, but hey, I guess it's better than having your own head up you're a**.
If you thought Octomom was tacky, just imagine wearing this
"womb raider" costume combining her expansive uterus with the mysterious beauty
and strength of Laura Croft. While the costume is displayed on a thin model,
I'd love to see it on someone who actually looks pregnant. Just make sure you
don't shoot those babies too far.
While the kid wearing this may be showing a predisposition
for his role as a future drunken frat boy, the real losers in this scenario are
the parents who should know better than to allow a kid to dress up as a pimp.
I'd be surprised if most schools will let a kid stay in class when dressed as a
Eating disorders are so funny! Or at least, that's the
thought behind this costume. The product page claims "You can never be too rich
or too thin." I beg to differ and so would the families of the over 16,000
people who die from eating disorders every year. Maybe next year you can have a
sexy cancer survivor costume with a bald cap. Classy. (Buy here)