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The 8 Weirdest, Tackiest, Creepiest and Sickest Halloween Costumes of 2009



They say Halloween is the day where you get to see people bring their inner desires to life, so what does it say about a person who has a zombie fetus escaping from their womb or a man with another man's body coming from his butt? If your costume does reflect a bit of your innerself then these people are total weirdoes.

Most Offensive Movie Costume: Hancock Inmates

Who doesn't want to pretend to have someone's head up their butt? While this costume is hilarious and depicts a great scene from the movie Hancock, it still seems a weird choice for a costume, but hey, I guess it's better than having your own head up you're a**.

Best Movie Pun: Womb Raider

If you thought Octomom was tacky, just imagine wearing this "womb raider" costume combining her expansive uterus with the mysterious beauty and strength of Laura Croft. While the costume is displayed on a thin model, I'd love to see it on someone who actually looks pregnant. Just make sure you don't shoot those babies too far.

Creepiest Kid's Costume: Children's  Pimp Outfit

While the kid wearing this may be showing a predisposition for his role as a future drunken frat boy, the real losers in this scenario are the parents who should know better than to allow a kid to dress up as a pimp. I'd be surprised if most schools will let a kid stay in class when dressed as a pimp.

Most Socially Insensitive: Anna Rexia

Eating disorders are so funny! Or at least, that's the thought behind this costume. The product page claims "You can never be too rich or too thin." I beg to differ and so would the families of the over 16,000 people who die from eating disorders every year. Maybe next year you can have a sexy cancer survivor costume with a bald cap. Classy.

Most Disgusting Overall: Zombie Fetus

Halloween is all about zombie movies and some of the greatest zombie movie scenes ever have involved a zombie baby. Still, it's somehow very creepy to actually play host to the zombie baby. Maybe she and womb raider can get together to battle for the baby.

Most Gory Movie Costume: Death Becomes Her

In 2006, Evan Booth created a revolutionary idea for a Halloween costume involving a hole in his gut created with a small digital camcorder and a portable dvd player screen. In 2008, Nichole Magne stepped the idea up a notch by actually using the hole in a recognizable context, by recreating the coolest effect from Death Becomes Her. The result is too cool to resist, though still a bit disturbing.

Best Meme: Helmet Cat

 

Internet memes are kind of like an inside joke that anyone can be a part of. This helmet cat costume is a perfect example, you either recognize the popular image of a cat wearing a lime as a helmet and laugh or you look at it with a blank expression of confusion. Either way the wearer is happy.

Creepiest Pet Costume: Sexy School Girl Dog

I'm all for pet costumes, but there's just something wrong about dressing your dog in a sexy outfit. Sure it's cute and it's perfect for someone who belongs in Legally Blonde, but think about the creepy guy who's always been too interested in your dog in the first place. Do you really need to give him more eye candy from your little Tinkerbelle?



Jill Harness
Wacky Products Blogger
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 Awesome finds, would love

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 Awesome finds, would love to see the kind of reactions these costumes would get when worn. Laughter? egging? vomit?

Beth Graddon-Hodgson                                                                                                                              Innovative & Weird Fashions Writer/Innovative Businesses Writer

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Halloween Costume Ideas & A Contest

The most disturbing costume of the bunch has to be the sexy school girl pup -- I think I'm going to have nightmares for a while, thanks a lot!

I saw a pretty good Halloween costume idea guide here -- http://bit.ly/3t1YBK -- they offer 22 different inspired ideas (including a lot of video tutorials) and all of them require very little financial investment, just some creativity and craft skills.

I also noticed that they're running a Halloween photo contest http://bit.ly/44K5tE -- for anyone who’s going all out and creating anything from scratch, seems like a fun opportunity!


Crazy Halloween Costumes


wow

these are funny


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