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The 8 Weirdest, Tackiest, Creepiest and Sickest Halloween Costumes of 2009

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They say Halloween is the day where you get to see people bring their inner desires to life, so what does it say about a person who has a zombie fetus escaping from their womb or a man with another man's body coming from his butt? If your costume does reflect a bit of your innerself then these people are total weirdoes.

Most Offensive Movie Costume: Hancock Inmates

Who doesn't want to pretend to have someone's head up their butt? While this costume is hilarious and depicts a great scene from the movie Hancock, it still seems a weird choice for a costume, but hey, I guess it's better than having your own head up you're a**.

Best Movie Pun: Womb Raider

If you thought Octomom was tacky, just imagine wearing this "womb raider" costume combining her expansive uterus with the mysterious beauty and strength of Laura Croft. While the costume is displayed on a thin model, I'd love to see it on someone who actually looks pregnant. Just make sure you don't shoot those babies too far.

Creepiest Kid's Costume: Children's  Pimp Outfit

While the kid wearing this may be showing a predisposition for his role as a future drunken frat boy, the real losers in this scenario are the parents who should know better than to allow a kid to dress up as a pimp. I'd be surprised if most schools will let a kid stay in class when dressed as a pimp.

Most Socially Insensitive: Anna Rexia

Eating disorders are so funny! Or at least, that's the thought behind this costume. The product page claims "You can never be too rich or too thin." I beg to differ and so would the families of the over 16,000 people who die from eating disorders every year. Maybe next year you can have a sexy cancer survivor costume with a bald cap. Classy. (Buy here)

 

 

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Oct 22, 2009
by Fashion Finds
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 Awesome finds, would love

 Awesome finds, would love to see the kind of reactions these costumes would get when worn. Laughter? egging? vomit?

Beth Graddon-Hodgson                                                                                                                              Innovative & Weird Fashions Writer/Innovative Businesses Writer

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Oct 22, 2009
by Anonymous

Halloween Costume Ideas & A Contest

The most disturbing costume of the bunch has to be the sexy school girl pup -- I think I'm going to have nightmares for a while, thanks a lot!

I saw a pretty good Halloween costume idea guide here -- http://bit.ly/3t1YBK -- they offer 22 different inspired ideas (including a lot of video tutorials) and all of them require very little financial investment, just some creativity and craft skills.

I also noticed that they're running a Halloween photo contest http://bit.ly/44K5tE -- for anyone who’s going all out and creating anything from scratch, seems like a fun opportunity!

Oct 28, 2009
by Anonymous

wow

these are funny

Jan 7, 2010
by Anonymous

Sharon Stipple

Lots of good ideas here! There is a retail chain in New York called Ricky’s NYC that has a ton of fun costume ideas, including some you discussed here. You can check it out online at http://www.rickyshalloween.com or http://www.rickysnyc.com .

Jan 21, 2010
by Anonymous

Nice

I don't get the "death becomes her", but the other ones are quite funny. Rather than buying already made costumes, I'd rather make my own. If you're looking for cool hat patterns, you have to check http://plumodan.info/hats/

Well, to be honest the Anorexia costume is rather bad taste.


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