American Inventor - Best of Auditions (4/27/06)

Hi Alexis - #2 is the human centerpiece. i remember her from the prior episode. painful to watch again.

time to get up. time to get up. time to get up. i think we all remember her.

The shappopy. Gotta love it.

I thought they said the shitpoopy. Why didn't this make it to the next round. everyone knows the pooper scooper. This is a modern version of it

ewwww...yuck

that's not cool. there are a lot of people watching the reruns on this site alone .. there's at least four people. Alexis, anonymous, aries (me) and you (if you're not watching the show - why are you here?)

there are some really scary people out there in the world. just saw the Therapy Buddy.

Well, I like the show and I like all the recpas personally as they just rack me up, so I guess its 6 people watching. :)

#2 Car Wrappers
I think he would have been better off have a large scale wrapper for a car.

Bladder Buddy

This guy has more air time than the people that made it in the top 12. Remember this all you people that want to audition next season.

I love when he says he tried this in front of a bus stop and that the people knew he was doing out of the ordinary. They probably thought he was touching himself.

Think of the SuperDome in New Orleans during Katrina. Thousands of people were stranded with overflowing toilets for several days. They had to go somewhere. Why not in a personal sealed bladder instead of the hallways. The stench would have been contained and the Dome would have been more sanitary. He missed his market. This invention is for emergency situations. Not for walking down the street and feeling the urge.

copy and paste... www.bilenky.com/viewpnt.html Wish the show allowed real "ORIGINAL" inventors to showcase. Mary Lou made a huge legal mistake. What do all of you think.

Well what do you do once you've gone, walk around with a rolled up, piss filled, body bag all day? What are you supposed to do when you've relieved yourself, empty it in a public restroom?? Store it in your trunk? backpack? Why not just walk around with a catheter bag strapped to your leg under your clothes?

Please check out my invention at Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .

I think this was a waste of time. An annoying waste of time. It was pure schlock. Ten of the worst ideas we've already seen. I would've been more interested if Freemantle spent more time on what the hell happened during the "development" phase. It was insulting to my intellegence. I have zero respect for the producers of this show. They missed a wonderful opportunity to put all that money they have behind a more respectable show like they do at Home Makeover. They could've schooled the American public in the whole inventing process and instead, took the low road and focused on the more base instincts of entertainment. This is not up to any standards I want to be associated with. The show is a perfect example of throwing a ton of money at something and producing a ton of crap. It's television excrement. It's not nearly as funny as the Gong Show which in fact was done with probably one trillionth the budget. It's amazing how much money some people have just to throw away.

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Haven't laughed that hard in several days! The urine doll, too funny. Of course, it all depends on where the hole in the doll is located as to whether you could pee in it in public. Just because it may be covering up your genetalia doesn't necessarily mean having your crotch stuck to a doll is going to pass for public acceptance. Especially with the person relieving themselve letting out the bug "ahhhhhhh" sigh of relief while their crotch is firmly implanted to a blue doll. And of course, the doll stating back - "Everything is going to be all right". Ohh man, my sides are hurting. Somebody stop me.

Maybe they need to have an episode where someone takes these otherwise worthless inventions, combines two or three of them together to make something more useful. Now that would make this show worth watching! I can see the SNL or Mad TV parodies right now!

I think the public IS ready for the Urine Doll. But perhaps the urine sack should be called the "Therapy Buddy" and used for sex offenders convicted of indecent exposure or playing with themselves in public. They could be required to wear the coats at all times when in public. The coats could be changed to orange and white stripes and have "Convicted Sex Offender" stamped on the back.

The bottle sling would sell if marketed toward teenagers and adults and sold with alcohol. Everyone could drink and drive but still have two hands on the steering wheel or one hand on the steering wheel and one hand for holding a cell phone.

The Naya doll could be transformed into the first fully functioning anatomically correct pubescent male doll who says, "Here COMES Naya" when it ejaculates.

"Thera-pee". (I guess it just didn't cross my mind.)