Are you a moron? Truth be told, I'm sure nobody would ever want to be stuck with that kind of label because it just ain't good. However, it can actually be fun-- not to be a moron but to prove that you aren't one by taking The Moron Test on your iPhone or iPod Touch, that is.
It's not a test that will have you breaking out your calculator; however, it might require a quick eye and a big dose of common sense now and then.
The Moron Test is exactly what its name implies. It weeds out the morons from the smartypants and it does so in an interesting and fun manner. It's an app that takes full advantage of your touchscreen because all you'll actually be doing is tap away at the right and required answers.
The Moron Test is mostly a test of how well you can follow instructions or comprehend what you read. For example, you could be asked to push the green button from a set of multi-colored buttons, while the word "green" is written in blue text in the instructions. It sounds complicated but it's really not; all you need to be able to get it right is a sharp and alert mind and a finger that will comply with your brain's commands.
There are 5 tests all in all, each having several sub-tests and checkpoints of its own so you can go back to that portion of the test if you fail to get the next few questions right and flunk out. If you answer incorrectly, then you flunk. If you're indecisive and take too long to answer, then you flunk. And if you're a moron, well, you'll obviously flunk.
The game is simply pure entertainment! It's fun, it's wacky, and it will have you pushing buttons and answering questions that sometimes don't make sense. But again, that's what makes it fun! Plus the fifth test actually has a neat surprise in store for you (hint: it's a themed section) and you get to meet some fun characters for the first time or re-acquaint yourself with them if you've seen them pygmies (hint, hint!) before in another game.
I honestly can't think of anything bad to say about the app. Okay, so the sound is a bit on the whimsical and gaudy side but that can be fixed by simply playing your own music and having it play in the background. Other than that, it's a great app.
I think it's clear that I find the app very amusing and worth my while. The Moron Test isn't a test, per se. But even so, it sure is a fun way to tweak up your mind in an amusing and entertaining way. Huzzah!
Get the Moron Test for your iPhone or iPod Touch here: iTunes App Store.