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Bacon Bacon Everywhere: Top 10 Ways To Love Your Bacon

Yes, 2008 was simultaneously kind and cruel to bacon. While I'm sure that meat lovers everywhere appreciated the addition of bacon to many of their favorite foods, even their martinis. No one should have to suffer through some of these cringe-worthy creations.

1) The Bacon Wallet

If all your money is spent on your favorite pig products, then show your pride when you bring home the bacon in your styling pork wallet -it matches the next item, a bacon tuxedo, perfectly by the way.



2) The Bacon Tuxedo

Just look at this fantastic bacon tuxedo! Did I mention it actually smells like bacon? If you really are the type who needs to wear your meat on your sleeve. Lucky for the sane people in this world, this tux was actually just an April Fool's Day Joke on Mcphee.com .


3) Scarves

On a similar note, the bacon scarves somehow make sense, as opposed to your other breakfast accessories, like the bacon and eggs cuff links. I think it's the long, strip-like nature of the scarves themselves that makes the bacon scarf a logical addition to any pork-lover's wardrobe.


4) Bacon Band Aids

Bacon band aids fit on a similar plane of existence, as another strip product. As long as your band aids don't contain any actual smoked meat particles, your wounds should heal just fine, and, in style.



 
Comments
Nov 8, 2008
by Jill Harness
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I gotta admit, I love the ads on this one

I was thinking about including bacon salt and now I didn't even have to. If anyone's tried it, let me know, I think it sounds delicious.

Nov 8, 2008
by Anonymous

Bacon !!!

"IS IT KOSHER BACON?"

Nov 9, 2008
by Jill Harness
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I think only the salt is kosher

Everything else is totally not kosher, but it is vegitarian for the most part.

Nov 10, 2008
by Jill Harness
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Thanks

Thanks for the link, but I like the one with eyes the best