Bacon- Scented and Bacon-Patterned Tuxedoes: Unique Formal Wear!

Bacon TuxedoBacon TuxedoEven if you are a vegetarian and don’t like pigs, if you are weird enough, you still might go for this new line of formal wear by Uncle Oinker, the crowning glory of which is the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo! This way, you not only look ridiculous but you can also smell that way too! Avoid visits to zoos and pig farms while wearing the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo, as wildlife, swine and other assorted vermin may not be impressed with your façade. (You simply must not attend the wedding on Old Macdonald’s farm.) Instead, why not send the wedding gift wrapped in bacon gift wrap , which is so much more appropriate, if such a word can be used in conjunction with the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo. (This way the pigs won’t be offended. Most people don’t realize how sensitive they are to people wearing and smelling like bacon!)

To add pork fat to injury, the Bacon-Patterned, Bacon-Scented Tuxedo can only be dry-cleaned. One can only wonder if the scent goes through changes after dry cleaning chemicals are applied to the cloth, creating perhaps a weird amalgam of scents that might attract even new and different wildlife!

But just think of the advantages of owning one of these Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned tuxedos! Now you can get married in bacon, get confirmed or graduate in bacon and even attend the Oscars in bacon if that is your heart’s desire. (If you happen to be popular actor, Kevin Bacon, it might work, but if you are anyone else…well, you know.) Each Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric and is available in one of four sizes (dumb, dumber, dumber still and off the charts dumb).

I don’t know about you, but as far as the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo is concerned, I think I’ll wait for my eggs!


Please note: It has come to my attention that this product is a hoax. Explanation will follow in a subsequent post. I apologize to all with the assurance that it was an honest mistake.

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Jun 29, 2008
by Anonymous


I can't believe people are still falling for this. Way to fact check your story, dude. Go back to the website and click the buy it button.

Jun 30, 2008
by M Dee Dubroff
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bacomn-scented tuxedo

It is cited in more than one place as a viable item, but maybe I did make a mistake. Thank you for pointing it out to me. I will check it out as best as I can. 

Yours in Words,

M Dee Dubroff

Jun 30, 2008
by Steve Levenstein
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Phony? Baloney!

You know what Dee? It really doesn't matter if the tux is real or not. The concept is what counts. After all, how many people would actually wear such a suit? Very few. How many were, are and will be amused by the concept you've brought to our attention? Very many. Seems to me the annoyed poster feels foolish about clicking the "buy now" button at the tux site and needs to recover his dignity. Keep looking, dude - and thanks for all your interesting articles, Dee!

Jun 30, 2008
by Diana Eid

bacon suit

Hey, everybody makes mistakes - me most of all! :)  Although, this bacon suit would be pretty amusing to actually buy...maybe it'll be available in stores soon....I could see the neighborhood dogs following me around if I wore one of these. :)  I still enjoyed your article anyways.


Jul 1, 2008
by Toby
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I agree with Steve...

It's no big deal, Dude! (tee hee)


Jul 2, 2008
by Anonymous


that would be so perfect for halloween

Jul 5, 2008
by M Dee Dubroff
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Bacon suit

I agree that the bacon suit would be the perfect costume for Halloween for two. The other partner should go as a set of scrambled eggs!

Here's to mistakes, wherever they may be!


Yours in Words,

M Dee Dubroff