If you frequently forget where you placed things a few minutes later or regularly lose important documents, your car keys, or even your mobile phone, then you, my friend, are a spaz. If you've ever been called out on that by others or yelled at because you broke something yet again, then this is the time to let them all know you know you're a spaz--and you aren't ashamed of it. Chug down a whole can of this Spaz Juice and purposely miss the trash can when you're done with it to let them know that you're proud of being a true-blue spaz.
Spaz Juice - Happy Bunny Energy Drink
- Collectible can featuring Happy Bunny
- Label: "Spaz Juice - Drink this and feel less sucky. For an energetic freak out that will bother everyone"
- Serving size: 8.4 fl oz (250 ml)
- Size: 2" dia. x 5" (5 cm x 13 cm)
- Officially licensed product
Of course, people who see you chugging down the contents of the bright pink and blue can won't really know that you're just drinking an energy drink, but it would be quite priceless to see the expressions on their faces. Especially if they were the same people who called you a spaz only recently.
Get a can or two of this spazzy Spaz Juice from Neatoshop for $2.95 each.