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13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants in 2007



6. The 13th Gate - Baton Rouge, Lousiana

I love haunted houses, like The 13th Gate , that offer disclaimers that warn the pregnant, those with heart conditions, and the weak of bladder. It just means they are going to have something that will freak you out. The 13th Gate, with it's thirteen varying sections, will definitely make your skin crawl with something. If it's not the crematory, the underground tunnels or the crematory oven, it will probably be the rickety bridge suspended over hundreds of live snakes. (Halloween)


5. Headless Horseman - Ulster Park, New York

Headless Horseman takes a top spot due to its unfaltering dedication to Halloween. An outdoor venue, Headless Horseman gives the true Halloween experience: outdoors, a galloping headless horseman threatening the lives of every tourist, an incredible haunted hayride, a massive corn maze and more gift shops than any other haunted house in the world. Though some argue at the Headless Horseman's fright level as compared to some others, the level of production is so immense that it's almost impossible not to have a great time here. (Halloween )


4. House of Shock - Jefferson, Lousiana

House of Shock is a haunted house that is never satisfied with itself. That being the case, every year they bulk up their attraction with more special effects, more elaborate make-up and costumes, more actors and more intensity. It also boasts an impressive display of pyrotechnics that will wow audiences and set the mood for a truly frightening experience. (Halloween)


3. The Darkness - St. Louis, Missouri

Ranked by AOL.com as the #3 scariest place in America, The Darkness pops up on every haunted house list due to its unrivaled scenic design. Every single inch of The Darkness is themed, with 100+ animations, 50 live actors, and over 40 realistic Hollywood quality sets. In order to achieve this high magnitude of reality, they have to spend $150,000 just to renovate from last year. Just be prepared to spend a lot of time screaming in the dark. (Halloween)



2. Dead Acres Haunted Hoochie - Pataskala, Ohio

If you read our list last year, you know this was one we unfortunately overlooked—and our readers let us know. With that in mind and after a re-survey of our list, we did realize that Dead Acres Haunted Hoochie deserved a top spot on this years list. Billed as "The Darkest Show on Earth," these guys have one goal: to gross you out. And that they will with their gore-ific make up and tortuous scenes. Also, as the website design shows, they certainly aren't short on the crazy, which will only make your experience that much more intense. (Halloween)


1. Netherworld - Atlanta, Georgia

Netherworld is truly an awe-inspiring haunted house. They deserve particular credit because, though they buy standard animatronics and such, they then take them and re-create and re-invent them to make everything truly unique to their haunted house. They also have arguably the best make-up team in the industry. It would be hard to tell one of their fake dead apart from a real dead person. (Halloween)

So there they are. The top 13 haunted houses of 2007. Last years comments were rather colorful, but we do appreciate your feedback so feel free to let us know what you think. As always, happy gouling!

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Comments

what the hell is a haunted

what the hell is a haunted hoochie???


The Hitchcock film is called

The Hitchcock film is called "Psycho," not "Bates Motel." 


atl is the greatest once

atl is the greatest once again


Kansas City haunted houses

Kansas City has some awesome haunted houses too - check out "The Beast" and "The Edge of Hell."


Bates Motel

All your Bates Motel are belong to Psycho.


Ooops

Um, #11 Reign of terror will not make you wet your pants in 2007.  They did their last Halloween season in 2006.  They auctioned off the props last April. 


I live in Atlanta, and I

I live in Atlanta, and I hear people talk about Netherworld all the time. I knew a guy who was a cast member there last year, and he said he was even scared sometimes..because it seemed so real. I have yet to go there, and it's doubtful I ever will. I'm a huge baby, and get scared easily. I hear this is one of the most amazing haunted houses, and it gets better every year. As they have 2 haunted houses, and each has a different theme each year. One being a little more scarier than the other.

If you're into this stuff, it's definitely a place to check out.


haunted hoochie

sounds like something i encountered with your mom


St. Louis

Just to inform everyone, Saint Louis is the best place to live .. AND they have one haunted house on this list and another that is just as scary that popped up this year. So... fuck off all you ATL fags. STL rules.


Oceans in Tennesee??

"Even more frightening than the decorations is the knowledge that once you enter this boat, you've only have two ways out...the entrance plank or the icy ocean."...............Wow, theres an Ocean in TN....thats news to me....and the rest of the world.


NH Haunted overload

I went to this haunted house last year, and while I CAN say that the guy that puts it on definitely puts a lot of effort into it, it doesnt deserve to be on this list... its little more than what you see in that picture, and a short walk through a 50' by 50' yard lined with cornstalks. Don't get me wrong, its great that the proceeds go to the SPCA, but #13 on the list? For the second year in a row? come on...


Headless horseman was good.

Headless horseman was good. but not that great, it was more halloween-y with teh masks and shit rather than scary. some others on the list look so much scarier.


Nightmare Haunted House

I haven't seen it on any lists yet because it's only in its 3rd year, but the Nightmare Haunted House in Lexington, Kentucky is probably the best I've ever been to.  It's huge, and apparently they have at least one person pee their pants a night, and tons of people who can't even make it all the way through.  Their website is www.2scary.com.  I can't wait to go again this year!


Yeah, and you're a retard,

Yeah, and you're a retard, not an idiot. Read the article "COMPLETELY" before you post a retarded comment. It's called the Bates Motel, that's the name of the attraction at the farm where there are 2 or 3 other attraction. That's why it says the titular attraction, Bates Motel, from the movie Psycho.

 

Retard


7 floors of hell.

Okay, seriously folks, The 7 floors of hell is not, and will never be scary, nor even remotely mediocre.

Their design centers solely on mazes, and not even good ones, either. That 1 million buget was spent on animatronics used on the *outside*. Picture a large room crammed with a chain link fence maze, a fog machine, and a little strobe light. There is your beloved first level of hell. Make another maze with a different wall; Toss in some clichés- like, ohhh...clowns and a red neck, add a few kids who go “hey” in a high-pitched, prepubescent voices with badly painted faces, and you have the other 6 floors. If this would make you piss yourself, then you either suffer from a bladder control problem, or are a surprisingly big pansy.


7 Floors of Hell

Who ever posted the previous comment , I would bet never even went inside of the haunted house!!!! To begin with because they probably wet their pants before they got out of their car ! ! ! ! !

Me and a few of my Kent State University ,yes that is right "KSU" Frat brothers decided to see if the 7 Floors of Hell was top notch like implied.

First of all the 7 houses are all completely different no one resembles the others in any way .

We give the 7 Floors of Hell 2 thumbs up !!!!!!!!!!! As BILL and TED would say "EXELLENT" ...........and we are going to bring the BABES this week.

They will wet their pants that is guaranteed !!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 


Haunted Hoochie

We drove 7 hours to go see Haunted Hoochie on saturday..and it was absolutely amazing. We were in line with people who came from New York who said they never miss a year. and now we won't either.Worth every mile and dollar spent.O i forgot to mention we are from the Chicago area..Where all the haunted houses suck. I see people comment dream reapers as a good haunt. all i have got to say to that is you gotta be kidding me. Those people havent seen a good haunt yet..

Now after our trip its....Hell Yeah this and Hell Yeah that..I guess ya gotta go see it to understand why...Hell Yeah


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AWSOME


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HAUNTED HOOCHIE

I Drove over 13 Hours From Iowa! to go see Haunted Hoochie on Saturday Oct 21, I wonder if I seen you there? It Was DAMMMMMMM GOOD! There can't be That many more better haunted houses out there then this! was worth every mile, dollar spent! People say Darkness in saint louis, mo is #3 in america on www.HAUNTWORLD.com you got to be kidding me! HAUNTED HOOCHIE #9 Was WWWWWAY better, scaryer then Darkness this year! I Will be going to HAUNTED HOOCHIE NEXT YEAR For sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1


HAUNTED HOOCHIE

HHHHHHHELLLL YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAUNTED HOOCHIE

WWW.HAUNTWORLD.COM DOES NOT KNOW A DAAAAME GOOD HAUNT WHEN THEY SEEEEEM ONE!!!!!!!!! HAUNTED HOOCHIE IS NOT EVEN ON THE TOP 13 THIS YEAR FOR 2007? I COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER LIST THEN THEM! HAUNTWORLD HAD 1 HAUNT ON THERE TOP 13 LIST FOR 2007 THAT WAS NOT EVEN OPEN THIS YEAR!!!!!!! THAT HAUNT IS THE 13TH GATE, IS #2 ON THE LIST. THERE WEB SITE IS "WWW.MIDNIGHTPRODUCTIONS.COM/THE13THGATE.HTM "ARE THEY SLEEPING, JUST RANDOMLY PICKING HAUNTS?????? SCREAW HAUNTWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Netherworld Haunted House, Atlanta, GA

We went on October 20 with three carloads of people. A lot of people! They herd you through the house and either the person in front of you or behind you gets the scare. Detailed sets and characters outside are the best. Two of our three cars got vandalized, windows broke, items stolen etc. Cops not nice and just went down the lot taking reports...about thirty breakins last Saturday! Go to Camp Blood in Carrolton or Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, AL.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FRIGHT DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT TOP 5 THIS YEAR! EXCEPT FOR 1 FRIGHT DOME! LAST YEAR WAS ON LIST, BUT THIS YEAR NOT THERE? DARKNESS SHOULD BE #6, FRIGHT DOME SHOULD BE ON TOP 5 SOMEWHERE. BECAUSE FRIGHT DOME WAS MORE SCARY, MORE OVER THE TOP THEN DARKNESS WAS! PS: THANK GOD HAUNTED HOOCHIE WAS #2 BECAUSE IT WAS AS GOOD AS A HAUNT CAN GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD ASSSSSSSSSS!


THE 13TH GATE

I MADE A Little mistake! The LOUISIANA NIGHTMARES HAUNTED HOUSE on the same site. WAS the HAUNTED house that was NOT open this year, NOT the 13th gate! It still does not deserve a #2 spot.


I went to haunted hoochie

I went to haunted hoochie this year and they decided to shut down the attraction for over 2 hours without telling anyone, and instead making us stand in line completely oblivious when it was 35 degrees outside. I didn't get to go in because I went numb and gave up. Not only that, but the "entertainers" were often standing around watching the show. I lost $15 just to be able to get out of there, and it was well worth it. The ticket people were rude, and the overall customer service was terrible. I realize its a haunted house, but I paid money to see something scary not stand outside for three hours. Rediculous!


HAUNTED HOOCHIE

WELL NEXT TIME BUY A VIP PASS FOR $25, GET IN RIGHT AWAY! YOU COULD HAVE PAYED $10 MORE FOR YOUR $15 TICKET, TRADE IT IN? THINK ABOUT IT? I WENT , BOUGHT A VIP, GOT RIGHT IN! I KNOW IF I DIDN'T I MITE NOT GET IN BECAUSE THE LINE WAS FROM THE FRONT DOOR TO THE BACK OF THE ROAD? THEY DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ALL DAMMMME NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAUNTED HOOCHIE

I WENT TO HAUNTED HOOCHIE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING! WAS VERY GOOD! THE TICKET PEOPLE WERE VERY HELPFUL, CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY GOOD ALSO!!!! HAUNTED HOUSE WAS BADASS, ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE EVER BEEN TO! IGNORE THE NEGITIVE MESSAGE! THE ONLY REASON I SEE IS THE PERSON LEFT BECAUSE THEY WERE CLOSED, SHE CAME TO LATE TO GET IN, WAS MAD, IF WERE TO AWAY FROM HOME SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN VIP FOR $25 LIKE ME. HHHHHELLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


HAUNTED HOOCHIE

!!!!!!!!!WANT THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!ABOUT HOW GOOD HAUNTED HOOCHIE IS WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE, EVERY THING JUST GO TO WWW.THESCAREFACTOR.COM. THE SCAREFACTOR IS A TEAM OF HAUNTED HOUSE PROFESSIONALS WHO TOUR THE UNITED STATES RATING HAUNTED HOUSES ON VARIOUS SUCH AS: ON A SCALE 1-10 THEY GAVE ALL 9-10 STARS FOR EVERYTHING FROM CUSTOMER SERVICE, MAKEUP, COSTUMING, ATMOSPHERE, SPECIAL EFFECTS, MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Haunted House in North Carolina

I think you'll agree that this house of horrors is truly frightening:
http://ncdp.org/gop_house_of_horror


Real HAUNTED HOMES

Thats a great list and I'm sure they are all scary, but I prefer the real hauntings and the real murder and ghostly stories. I found a great list for this Halloween. While the rest of you are waiting in line for cheap scares I'll be out looking for real ghosts and things that are really scary....(oh yeah here's my list if you want to see it http://www.housefront.com/Properties/Haunted.aspx)


Sorry about your experience @ NW

I'm sorry to hear about the problems you had at NetherWorld. Unfortunatly they have to herd you through the house, literally thousands of guest going thru with in a matter or 5 to 6 hours. YOu want to beat the crowds and take more time going thru? Come earlier in the season. They are open the Last 2 weekends in Sept and EveryDay in Oct. NetherWorld is one of the best.


I went to haunted hoochie

and Dead Acres Haunted Hoochie efin RAWKS!!..

Its not like any other haunted house..its like being in a movie it was awesome as hell


NOT KOOL

I WAS AT THE HOOCHIE HOTEL WIT MY FRIEND MELISSA MANN AND IM BAILEY ADCOX WE WERE IN R ROOM WATCHING TV WE FELT A COLD BREEZE WE THOUHT WE LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN BUT RELIZED WE DINT HAVE A WINDOW SO MELISSA WENT TO GO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS HAPPING AND I WENT TO GO GET US SOME DINNER THEN MELISSA CAME BACK TO THE HOTEL AND TURNED ON THE TV BUT IT GOT STATICY AND THE LIGHTS FLASHED OFF AND SHE SAW BLOODY RED EYES AND HEARD A VOIC MELISSA IT SAID I WILL ONLY TELL THIS THE REST IS WAY TO SCARY AND SAD


Dead Acres

Hell Yes Dead Acres at Haunted Hoochie is a damn good haunted house.

I can't wait til it opens again. Last year we went to over 10 different haunted houses and nothing even came close. It was amazing.


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dont dare to look at this

dont dare to look at this website.

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Are You Serious

Dude you know damn well STL is not the best place to live....unless of course you like living in a city where jobs are limited, run down areas and the people who live there don't even live in the city everyone brags about living in North County and I'm sorry but North County SUCKS. Nothing to do except for one block of clubs on Washington and don't even get me started on how boring the Arch is. What a waste of time.

ATL has soooo much to do and I can't even believe that anyone would even try to make a comparison. It's like comparing New York to Mobile AL......just not happening. So what STL has a haunted house.....WOOOHOOOO YIPPEEE there's a reason to live there.........NOT!!!!


Another Haunted House

There is a haunted house I haven't seen on any lists...It's called Branson's Haunted Adventure (I know, the name is lame, but it's no indication of what the place is like). At least check out the site. Looks pretty damn cool!

http://www.hauntedbranson.com/


haunted hoochie

I PEED MY PANTSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


youre dumb

why would you do that, stupid!


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OHIO

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Its Eric Hanson Again

Im scaier than all those pics from all those houses that you showed! Ya thats right Im so f***n scary ll make you wet your pants!!! Y hasnt anyone called me! Does that men thT YOU ALL AGREE WITH ME. I would like to take this time to say i love you mom and im sorry for bing such a retard! Ok well someone PLZ CALL ME!!!!! I HAVE NO LIFE!!!! CYA!


7 floors of Hell

IT Sucks. It isn't scary at All!!!! IF you want to go to something really scary go to Netherworld in Atlanta , Georgia


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