13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants

by Seth Plattner

It's Halloween season and you know what that means: time for what has become our annual 13 Best Haunted Houses list! There have been a few additions and subtractions from last years list, but, as always, each one has their own unique characteristics that make it a worthy haunt for even the most seasoned of haunted housers.

So let's get started with this year's list:

13. Haunted Overload - Exeter, New Hampshire

Haunted Overload haunted house is a haunted house that rivals any professional haunted house out there. The elaboration in detail is said to be uncanny and really gives this place a worthy reputation, not to mention the fact that half the proceeds are donated to help the animals of the New Hampshire SPCA. Expect a lot of chainsaws, lots of actors in costumes and fog that makes it virtually impossible to see what's gonna get you next. (Halloween)

12. USS Nightmare - Newport, Kentucky

Following the story of an ill-fated crew of sailors, The USS Nightmare is set upon a real river steamboat. Every quarter in the ship has its own haunted scene whether you are in the captain's quarters, the mess hall or what appears to be a room full of torture devices. Be prepared for a lot of scary looking baby dolls strewn about the boat as well. Even more frightening than the decorations is the knowledge that once you enter this boat, you've only have two ways out...the entrance plank or the icy ocean. (Halloween)

11. Reign of Terror - Thousand Oaks, California

Reign of Terror is one of those haunted houses that stays true to the idea of a haunted house—because it's actually house that is "haunted." Rather than give in to the idea of a huge warehouse or sprawling compounds of haunted mayhem, The Reign of Terror Haunted House keeps everything nervously compacted into one house, meaning that the terror is always right there in your face. And considering how elaborate some of their scenes are, that's not necessarily a good thing. (Halloween)

10. The Bates Motel - Glenn Mills, Pennsylvania

Not only does this attraction have a Haunted Hayride and a Corn Maze—both guaranteed to chill your bones—but it also has the titular Bates Motel which, as most of you know, is taken from the hotel in Alfred Hitchcock's disturbing film, Pyscho. This place has an insane budget, which means lots of amazing special effects, digital music and lights. They definitely impost an age limit here due to the intensity of all the attractions. Don't be surprised if you start calling for mommy (who should not be a skeleton in your basement, mind you). (Halloween)

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Comments

Aug 2, 2008
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Aug 15, 2008
by Anonymous

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Hell Yes Dead Acres at Haunted Hoochie is a damn good haunted house.

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ATL has soooo much to do and I can't even believe that anyone would even try to make a comparison. It's like comparing New York to Mobile AL......just not happening. So what STL has a haunted house.....WOOOHOOOO YIPPEEE there's a reason to live there.........NOT!!!!

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Oct 17, 2008
by Anonymous

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Oct 30, 2008
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