13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants

by Seth Plattner

3. The Darkness - St. Louis, Missouri

Ranked by AOL.com as the #3 scariest place in America, The Darkness pops up on every haunted house list due to its unrivaled scenic design. Every single inch of The Darkness is themed, with 100+ animations, 50 live actors, and over 40 realistic Hollywood quality sets. In order to achieve this high magnitude of reality, they have to spend $150,000 just to renovate from last year. Just be prepared to spend a lot of time screaming in the dark. (Halloween)

2. Dead Acres Haunted Hoochie - Pataskala, Ohio

If you read our list last year, you know this was one we unfortunately overlooked—and our readers let us know. With that in mind and after a re-survey of our list, we did realize that Dead Acres Haunted Hoochie deserved a top spot on this years list. Billed as "The Darkest Show on Earth," these guys have one goal: to gross you out. And that they will with their gore-ific make up and tortuous scenes. Also, as the website design shows, they certainly aren't short on the crazy, which will only make your experience that much more intense. (Halloween)

1. Netherworld - Atlanta, Georgia

Netherworld is truly an awe-inspiring haunted house. They deserve particular credit because, though they buy standard animatronics and such, they then take them and re-create and re-invent them to make everything truly unique to their haunted house. They also have arguably the best make-up team in the industry. It would be hard to tell one of their fake dead apart from a real dead person. (Halloween)

So there they are. The top 13 haunted houses of 2007. Last years comments were rather colorful, but we do appreciate your feedback so feel free to let us know what you think. As always, happy gouling!

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Comments

Aug 2, 2008
by Anonymous

NOT KOOL

I WAS AT THE HOOCHIE HOTEL WIT MY FRIEND MELISSA MANN AND IM BAILEY ADCOX WE WERE IN R ROOM WATCHING TV WE FELT A COLD BREEZE WE THOUHT WE LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN BUT RELIZED WE DINT HAVE A WINDOW SO MELISSA WENT TO GO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS HAPPING AND I WENT TO GO GET US SOME DINNER THEN MELISSA CAME BACK TO THE HOTEL AND TURNED ON THE TV BUT IT GOT STATICY AND THE LIGHTS FLASHED OFF AND SHE SAW BLOODY RED EYES AND HEARD A VOIC MELISSA IT SAID I WILL ONLY TELL THIS THE REST IS WAY TO SCARY AND SAD

Aug 15, 2008
by Anonymous

Dead Acres

Hell Yes Dead Acres at Haunted Hoochie is a damn good haunted house.

I can't wait til it opens again. Last year we went to over 10 different haunted houses and nothing even came close. It was amazing.

Aug 29, 2008
by Anonymous

dont dare to look at this

dont dare to look at this website.

SCARY

Sep 7, 2008
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Sep 15, 2008
by Anonymous

Are You Serious

Dude you know damn well STL is not the best place to live....unless of course you like living in a city where jobs are limited, run down areas and the people who live there don't even live in the city everyone brags about living in North County and I'm sorry but North County SUCKS. Nothing to do except for one block of clubs on Washington and don't even get me started on how boring the Arch is. What a waste of time.

ATL has soooo much to do and I can't even believe that anyone would even try to make a comparison. It's like comparing New York to Mobile AL......just not happening. So what STL has a haunted house.....WOOOHOOOO YIPPEEE there's a reason to live there.........NOT!!!!

Oct 2, 2008
by Anonymous

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Oct 2, 2008
by Anonymous

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Oct 8, 2008
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Oct 16, 2008
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Oct 16, 2008
by Anonymous

Its Eric Hanson Again

Im scaier than all those pics from all those houses that you showed! Ya thats right Im so f***n scary ll make you wet your pants!!! Y hasnt anyone called me! Does that men thT YOU ALL AGREE WITH ME. I would like to take this time to say i love you mom and im sorry for bing such a retard! Ok well someone PLZ CALL ME!!!!! I HAVE NO LIFE!!!! CYA!

Oct 17, 2008
by Anonymous

7 floors of Hell

IT Sucks. It isn't scary at All!!!! IF you want to go to something really scary go to Netherworld in Atlanta , Georgia

Oct 30, 2008
by Anonymous

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