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Well, I was having a crappy day and it got me thinking that the world is full of crap ....literally. So I went on my merry way to prove my hypothesis true...and I have.

Here are my best finds for all the things inspired by the poop in people's lives:

1. I Love You Shaped Fake Dog Poop

I guess nothing says I love you better than saying it with poop?

The merchant for this says for this poop product " Love is a wonderful thing. And what could say "I LOVE YOU" more than Fake Dog Poop Shaped like a lovely message "I LOVE YOU", "I (heart) YOU" ? The Letters & Heart are about 4-5 inches tall. Each piece is a little different because they are all hand-made (yuk).(poop)

2. Doodie Notes Holder

When you need to fill your life with reminders of all the crap you have to do, might as well keep all your notes well organized all on one eye-cathing note holder.

The merchant for this poop says: "We all love doodie jokes! This doodie note hanger has 4 metal clips that will hold all the important documents in front of your desk! (Suction cups)" (poop)

3. Poop Calendar - 12 Months of Crap

Since your days are all filled with crap, why not remind yourself of that constantly with a poop calendar.

The merchant for this poop says: "So you think you've seen every calendar known to man. Angels, babies, bunnies, cars, and puppies. One word comes to mind, BORING! PrankPlace proudly introduces a calendar so funny, and so wrong, that it is just right! A calendar that chronicles a fact of life that's touched us all. Each month features a beautiful image, but in every picture is a nice picturesque pile of dog poop. Professionally photographed, these pictures are almost breath taking, and yet totally disgusting at the same time." (poop)(poop)

4. Wet Sticky Poop Water Ball

Since it feels like the world is throwing you crap, it'd be fun to actually throw some poop around, wouldn't it?

Merchant for this poop says:

"1) Throw it on slippery surface (wall, desk, glass), and see how it sticks, and watch them splat and return to original shape suddenly and roll down the wall...
3) Also called venting balls
4) Suitable as stress relief squeeze ball both for adults or children...
6) It also can put jelly or water inside" (poop)

5. Chocolate Poop in a Diaper

If you life was ever bearable, it was probably when you did not have a wife, a mortgage and some crazy kids you don't really know screaming "Dad, dad, dad" every minute of the day. Since your life basically sucks, and you can't believe you spent hours of your life wiping poop off some kid's ass, why not celebrate the end of diaper duty with some chocolate chewy goodness.

The merchant for this poop says: "After the new arrival or as a precious shower gift, each PINK, BLUE or BABY SHOWER YELLOW ribbon states (undeniably): "THIS is as sweet as it'll EVER get!" And inside, every diaper cradles an adorable surprise...a luscious chocolate TURDLE! Sorry, nasty odors not included." (poop)