18 Christmas Sweaters That Are Not Just Ugly But Wrong

Ugly Christmas sweaters have become tradition in the US. Folks sponsor marathons, contests and drinking parties galore all around the concept of the ugly sweater you get for Christmas. Here at Inventor Spot, we like to keep on the cutting edge, whether in awesome tech or in the fashion world. So we wanted to share with you a newer trend we've noticed, the Ugly Christmas Sweater that is also very wrong.

Some of these ugly sweaters are intended to be risqué, and others perhaps unintentionally naughty. Regardless, the results are hilarious. Here's are 16 great examples of the new trend in Ugly Christmas Sweaters, the ugly, naughty and oh so wrong:


1. Lick It Sweater


This pervy little gingerbread man has a tasty surprise for anyone brave enough to try it.


2. Frosty the Nose Thief Sweater


The story is that both snowmen had noses, but one went to sleep and woke up to find his had been stolen. We think this is a pretty flimsy excuse, Mr. Frosty, you naughty guy. We are told these sweaters run about a size small, but they are heavy weight and well made.

3.  Squeeze My Huge ....Reindeer Nose Sweater

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Look at these enormous noses so well placed. Makes you want to squeeze them, don't they?

4. Frisky Deer Sweater 


The reindeer know that when the days are short, the nights are long and cold. What better way to stay warm than to generate some body heat?  (Also available as a long sleeve t-shirt.)

5. Eat Me Gingerbread Sweater


Pervy gingerbread man has a pervy girlfriend, it seems. I would think the tinsel might get caught in one’s throat, leading to an awkward session of coughing.

6. Never Eat Yellow Snow Sweater


We were all taught as children never to eat yellow snow. Santa wants to make sure kids everywhere follow this instruction from their parents.

7. Polar Bears in Love Sweater


The polar bears are all about body heat and friction, too. What better way to pass the long Arctic night than making baby polar bears?

8. Barfing Reindeer Sweater


When reindeer barf, they barf up candies and glitter. Still gross, no?

9. Reindeer Menage a Trois Sweater


Two is a crowd but three is company, right? In the six-month long night at the North Pole, things sometimes get pretty frisky. Celebrate the spirit of togetherness and love with this frisky trio.

10. Upside Down Snowman Sweater


Some snowmen should not do cartwheels. Especially if they have enormous...carrots.

11. Deck the Halls with Dingleberries Sweater


…But they never told poor Rudolph that reindeer always wipe their rears! Remember to have a clean good time this holiday season!

12. Santa Is A Naughty Boy Sweater


It looks like Mr. and Mrs. Claus have been engaging in a little alternative lifestyle fun during the off-season. Are you on the Nice list or the Naughty list?

13. Come And Ring My Bell Sweater


Bells are made for playing and ringing. So this sweater screams "come and ring these Christmas Bells."

14. Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Down There Sweater


Kissing under the mistletoe is a Christmas tradition so tempt your sweetie into complying with this age-old good luck ritual.

15.Santa On The Pooper Sweater


Yes, it's true, we all have to go the toilet. But whenever I imagined Santa, it was never when he is pooping. You can't unsee this.

16. Have a Ho Ho Ho Happy Christmas Sweater


… On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing…
Well, here are the first third of those ladies. Get the same sweater for two of your friends plus yourself, stand in a line and be true to the song!

17.  Reindeer Balls Sweater

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Here's a reindeer just hanging around..

18. Stripper Barbie Christmas Sweater

From the genius mind of  Vintage Design by Vines comes this ugly and naughty Christmas sweater. If you ever thought Barbie would look good working a pole, youc can see what she looks like working the North Pole. It's from their funny and ugly Christmas sweater collection. 

We hope we have given you a few ideas to warm up the Christmas season. If you are interested in seeing more ugly and wrong sweaters you can actually buy, take a look at the collection here on Amazon.

Now, snuggle up with a loved one in front of the Yule Log, sip some hot buttered rum or eggnog, and have a hot and bothered Holiday!

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EDITOR'S NOTE: Ugly sweaters tend to sell out quickly.  More ugly and wrong sweaters are available here on Amazon.

Created December 2013 and updated November 30, 2015.

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