16 Christmas Sweaters That Are Not Just Ugly But Wrong
Ugly Christmas sweaters have become tradition in the US. Folks sponsor marathons, contests and drinking parties galore all around the concept of the ugly sweater you get for Christmas. Here at Inventor Spot, we like to keep on the cutting edge, whether in awesome tech or in the fashion world. So we wanted to share with you a newer trend we've noticed, the Ugly Christmas Sweater that is so very wrong.
Some of these are certainly intended to be risqué, and others perhaps unintentionally naughty. Regardless, the results are hilariously wrong. They are just so very wrong. Here's are 16 great examples of the new trend in Ugly Christmas Sweaters, the ugly, naughty and wrong:
1. Lick It Sweater
This pervy little gingerbread man has a tasty surprise for anyone brave enough to try it.
The story is that both snowmen had noses, but one went to sleep and woke up to find his had been stolen. We think this is a pretty flimsy excuse, Mr. Frosty, you naughty guy. We are told these sweaters run about a size small, but they are heavy weight and well made.
3. Squeeze My Huge ....Reindeer Nose Sweater
Look at these enormous noses so well placed. Makes you want to squeeze them, don't they?
(I could not find the source for this sweater other than an image link on Pinterest. Please let us know in the comments if you know its original source?)
The reindeer know that when the days are short, the nights are long and cold. What better way to stay warm than to generate some body heat? (Also available as a long sleeve t-shirt.)
5. Eat Me Gingerbread Sweater
Pervy gingerbread man has a pervy girlfriend, it seems. I would think the tinsel might get caught in one’s throat, leading to an awkward session of coughing.
We were all taught as children never to eat yellow snow. Santa wants to make sure kids everywhere follow this instruction from their parents.
The polar bears are all about body heat and friction, too. What better way to pass the long Arctic night than making baby polar bears?
When reindeer barf, they barf up candies and glitter. Still gross, no?
Two is a crowd but three is company, right? In the six-month long night at the North Pole, things sometimes get pretty frisky. Celebrate the spirit of togetherness and love with this frisky trio.
10. Upside Down Snowman Sweater
Some snowmen should not do cartwheels. Especially if they have enormous...carrots.
…But they never told poor Rudolph that reindeer always wipe their rears! Remember to have a hygienically good time this holiday season!
12. Naughty Santa Sweater
It looks like Mr. and Mrs. Claus have been engaging in a little alternative lifestyle fun during the off-season. Are you on the Nice list or the Naughty list?
14. Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Sweater
Kissing under the mistletoe is a Christmas tradition so tempt your sweetie into complying with this age-old good luck ritual.
When you got to go, you got to go...even if you are a Gingerbread Man. (Update: This sweater is sold out. Other similar sweaters can be found here.)
… On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing…
Well, here are the first third of those ladies. Get the same sweater for two of your friends plus yourself, stand in a line and be true to the song!
We hope we have given you a few ideas to warm up the Christmas season. Snuggle up with a loved one in front of the Yule Log, sip some hot buttered rum or eggnog, and have a hot and bothered Holiday!
EDITOR'S NOTE: A number of the sweaters available for purchase have sold out. If they are no longer available, we have redirected the link to other sweaters. More ugly and wrong sweaters are available here on Amazon.