Make your iPhone tough enough for the real world
Custom designed to fit snug & secure, this full metal jacket comes in 5 cool colors and guards your iPhone to the Corps... that is, the core!
Worried about messy "cell division" when your slippery iPhone hits the unforgiving pavement? Have no fear, COLAPhone is here! This precisely made metal jacket hugs your precious iPhone in a protective grip while allowing unimpeded access to every function.
Users of Apple's smash hit cellphone love its sleek modern style and rounded, almost organic contours. Trouble is, the iPhone's smooth-talkin' ways make it a handful to hold on to... the next smash hit just may be its last. How to keep this pricey communicator safe from harm without masking its cool good looks and wonderful multi-functionality? The answer is COLAPhone.
Now I'm not sure what "COLAPhone" means, though fizzy sodas aren't involved. It's what it does that's important. COLAPhone ensconces your status symbol in a laser-cut, full metal jacket replete with enough flexible cushions and stops to survive a trip through Sgt. Hartman's obstacle course.
It ought to come in camouflage but it doesn't - your color choices are black, blue, red, pink and gold. It also comes with a handy grommet so you can attach a phone strap, making the entire package easier to hang onto than a rifle named Charlene.
OK, enough movie references, let's cut to the chase. COLAPhones are available direct from Strapya World in Tokyo for 4,280 yen (about $47.00). Inquire in advance as the website is currently advertising a 10% off sale.