16+ Must Have Have Products For The Crazy Cat Lady In You

Crazy cat ladies unite!  If you're a proud cat lover or know someone who is, I'm here to show you a plethora of crazy cat lady gifts and products that will get you purring.  Behold, the ultimate list of must have crazy cat lady products recommended by a crazy cat lady.  Join us, please?  We're super lonely.

1. Crazy Cat Lady Lego Minifigure

Build your very own miniature cat lady world with Mrs. Scratchen-Post the Cat Lady from The Lego Movie.  Cat sweater, check.  Cat fur covered clothing, check.  Unkempt hair, check.  Paranoid expression, check.  And of course, at least one kitty sidekick, check.

2. Oh So Fun Cat Stockings


Wish you could be staring at cats even when you're out and about working or shopping or hiding from whomever you are avoiding at the moment. With these adorable cat stockings, you'll have something cute to stare at while you are avoiding eye contact.

3. Cat Hangers

If you decide you have more cats than you know what to do with, you can start using them as hangers for your clothes!  Hang your cat hair covered wardrobe in style.  Buy a set of cat hangers here.

4. Crazy Cat Lady Soap

Start smelling like a legitimate cat lady with this cat food scented Crazy Cat Lady Soap.  I think the next scent in this line needs to be Dirty Litter Box.


5. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy cat ladies need friends too.  With Crazy Cat Lady action figure, you can have something else to talk to that can't escape.  You can find her here.

6. Crazy Cat Lady Candy

Check out these fruity flavored cat shaped candies.  Packaged in a fancy tin, Crazy Cat Lady Candy makes for a fantastic cat lady gift.

7. Cat Lady Bouquet

Skip the flowers and snag a bouquet of kitties instead.  ThinkGeek makes this adorable 9 longstem Plush Kittie Bouquet that includes 3 orange tabby cats, 3 grey tabby cats, and 3 white cats for $39.99.

8. Pyropet Candles

Kisa ("kitty" in Icelandic) the cat by Pyropet Candles is a truly unique candle.  After the wax melts, a metal skeleton remains as a quirky keepsake you can hold onto forever.  Kisa comes in gray or pink and you can find out where to buy one here.

9. Crazy Cat Lady Temporary Tattoos

You're not a Certified Crazy Cat Lady until you get a cat tattoo.
There are lots of temporary cat tattoos but these Harriett Gray tattoos sold by Urban Outfitters are my favorite.


10. Cat Themed Makeup

These Paul & Joe Beaute beauty and makeup products are purrrfect. You can force kisses on these kitties and they won't run away.  Unfortunately it looks as if some of these products were limited edition products and are no longer available.


11. I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

Cat lovers will enjoy this fun book of poems by cats with titles they can relate to such as "Who Is That on Your Lap?" "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs." Get your copy here.

12. Cat Butt Magnets

What's cuter than a furry cat butt?  Decorate your fridge proudly with these adorable Cat Butt Magnets by Blucats. Found this item on 10 Fun Gifts for Dog and Cat Lovers here.

13. Cat Pillows

Take your crazy cat lady home decor to the next level.  These oversized 3D cat pillows by Carriesiamon on Etsy are the cat's meow and you can order them here.

14. Cat Panties

Cat ladies get intimate with their furballs, really intimate.  Be a stylish crazy cat lady with these cat underwear made by knickerocker.  They even have kitty ears on them, need I say more?

Want more cats to cover up your nether region?  There is a much cheaper and super adorable cat panty here and you can check out some funny pussy cat lingerie too. 

15. Crazy Cat Lady Game

"You can never have too many cats? Or can you? In this exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Gain more cats by landing on spaces like "Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree" and "Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound." But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like "Beware of Dog" and "Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff." Fantastic feline fun for the whole family."  The Crazy Cat Lady Game sounds like the game Life but with cats.  How many cats can you get?

16. Cat Lady Perfume Oil


"What is that delightful scent you're wearing?"
"It's Cat Lady."

Everyone knows the crazy cat lady smell, except for cat ladies who have gotten used to the smell of stale cat urine, fur, and cat food. Long Winter Soap Co's Cat Lady Perfume Oil is made with a much more pleasant blend of black tea fragrance and cat mint essential oil.

17. Crafting with Cat Hair


I had to add an additional item to my list as I think you'll agree that this item takes the cake as far as crazy cat lady products go .  Introducing the Crafting with Cat Hair:Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat.  With this book, you can make loverly cat hair purses like this one, which we covered in Cat Hair Purses several years ago.

Yes, you read that correctly, this book shows you how to completely freak out your friends and family by making various crafts out of your beloved kitty's fur.

Fight Crazy Cat Lady discrimination with some or all of these products right meow.  Your cat will slow blink you so much.

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