Creep Out The Creeps With These Hairy Stockings
These may not be the sexiest stockings around, but that's kind of the point -theyi're supposed to be unattracive. If you're a woman tired of creeps staring at you like a piece of meat, then these stockings can help weird them out by making them think you have hairy legs.
Sure, you might attract an entirely new type of creep, but most of them will run away in disgust.
Apparently these are gaining popularity in China, where they are "essential for all younggirls going out."
Via Laughing Squid