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Is this a Doll You Identify With?

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I think the reason the Naya doll went to the next round of the AI TV show is because the judges thought that little girls can identify with the doll.

Well, here's a doll tries to represent a segment of our society that perhaps many of us can identify with. So is this product wacky or brilliant? Either way, it's going to be another fine addition to our
Wacky Products Gallery
.

"Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American and a model working mother. After hours of hard work gathering carts at the Honk & Holler and waitressing at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend quality time with her kids. With seven children and one on the way, she recently won the Mother of the Year Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowners Association!" This is what the website selling the doll says.

But Turleen's situation is nothing that a great chicago personal injury lawyer or a perosonal injury lawyer in Miami, Atlanta or any other big city can't fix.

Get hurt. Get helped.

That's what's so great about America. If you get fortunate enough to be pregnant, but have a minor "complication" during pregnancy, find yourself a really great personal injusry lawyer to handle your case, go threaten someone and you too can walk away with millions.

So Turleen may truly be a doll representing a person that people actually may aspire to be like. Could she be the real embodiment of the American Dream. Hire a personal injury lawyer, find a great story to get a lawsuit going and get rich?

You can get your own personal injury lawyer in Chicago, or a Miami, Atlanta, Los Angeles or New York simply by picking up the phone and looking under personal injury lawyers. Forget the AI show, this is American's real lottery ticket.

Don't get me wrong, there are absolutely times and circumstances where people were really harmed and these lawyers provide an invaluable service. But the gross abuses of the system make my feel a bit cynical today.

You can get the doll here at TrailerTrashDoll.com.

Comments
Apr 21, 2006
by Anonymous Dolly-Ho (not verified)

Reality Dolls

I always thought there should be a Prostitute Barbie. Or at least an HIV-Postive Barbie and Ken.

Apr 23, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Identity with it?

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