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Don't Let Saggy Pants Drag You Down: Get Subs™ Control

One inventor, Andrew Lewis of Harlem, has come up with a way to keep the eyesore saggies above the butt.  It was a trend many of us hoped would go away, but it has actually caught 'on fire' in urban neighborhoods.  Saggy pants.  The fat workman's 'crack,' so often hyperbolized as the height of grossness, is now considered fashion among school kids and even those in their twenties!  

 

A new invention to hold your saggy, baggy pant up: SubsA new invention to hold your saggy, baggy pant up: Subs

 

Much like a garter belt, or suspenders for your pants, Subs allows you to adjust just where you want the saggies to land - in the back and the front. 

 

Subs, a new invention to control saggy pants.Subs, a new invention to control saggy pants.

 

Subs, a new invention to control saggy pants.Subs, a new invention to control saggy pants.

 

Lewis said that  he watched people trying to climb up subway stairs in saggy pants and they were having a hard time making it up.  "Sagging is a huge issue in my community," he told the NY Daily News.

You see, every inventor is inspired by something, so keep your eyes peeled and ready for yours.

For $30, the Subs can be used with all your saggies and you can customize the fit for each pair.  You can purchase them at Hatch Ventures.  Maybe someday the Subs will be considered as sexy as the garter belt, but for the fact that it's holding up some ugly looking pants.  

 

Hatch Ventures, NY Daily News via We Interrupt