Dress For The Job You Want With The Workaholics Bear Coat
You’ll look like a total fool if you wear white after Labor Day, so save yourself the embarrassment by ordering this fine fur coat today!
Ripped from the set of Comedy Central’s “Workaholics,” (Click here to learn more about the Bear Coat) you too can deck yourself out in the coolest coat of all time: The Bear Coat. This long, shaggy coat resembles the majestic American grizzly bear’s plush coat, and is decked out with matching eyes, nose, teeth and hand claws. Perhaps the best thing about this coat is that you didn’t have to travel all the way to the Alaskan tundra to hunt, trap and craft an 800lb bear into this styling pelt. Talk about convenience!
I really like how the Bear Coat’s paws double as mittens, as the adorably intimidating hooked grizzly claws end up replacing your toasty fingers. According to Amazon.com, the Bear Coat defies nature by being both 100% polyester and 100% cotton at the same time, which scientifically makes this furry fashion statement 200% cooler than your coat.
If you’re about to update your fall wardrobe, getting the kids ready for the new school year, or about to ask your boss for the promotion that you so totally deserve, the official Bear Coat is waiting for you. Fur sure! If you want to be warmer, cooler and smarter than the average coat wearer, click the link here to grab your own. Rar!