At 7:11AM ET, we sadly have to report that the reported Fake Death of Johnny Depp
died. It was a sad passing, having lived on the Internet for just
about ten minutes, not even receiving it's 15 minutes of fame.
The death of the Fake Death
was a shocker when people realized that the Fake CNN report
they were reviewing was dated March 25, 2004. However this did not stop the millions of us in the Twitterverse to continue tweeting "RIP Johnny Depp.
" We just couldn't believe that the Fake Death
was dying right before our very eyes. Fake CNN Report
It's a hard realization when something you have known for that long, should just slip through your fingers without any chance for resuscitation. For all those that are still reeling from this loss, you can take comfort in the fact that while this Fake Death
was quick, it was painless. So in it's honor, let's continue to trend this topic until the next Fake Death
occurs. At least it will give us a glimmer of hope that Fake Deaths
are something we can still believe in.