Finally! Hot Dogs So Comfortable You Can Stick Them In Your Ears

If you've been suppressing the desire to put hot dogs in your ears because you were worried people might think you strange, who could blame you? That's exactly what people would have thought. Or if not strange, possibly that you weren't one of the sharpest pencils in the box. Not one of the pointiest toothpicks in the toothpick container. Not quite playing with a full deck.

However, the days of putting hot dogs in your ears and feeling strange about it are over, with the arrival of Hot Dog Earbuds

So go hot dog lovers of the world, unite with your hot dogs, stick them in your ears and listen to your favorite music without fear of persecution and feel good about it. Ok, maybe persecution's overdoing it, but at least without fear of ridicule. Well, not totally without ridicule. After all, that is a hot dog in your ear. Sort of. 

The Hot Dog Earbuds connect to a 3.5mm jack and are compatible with the iPod and iPhone, as well as pretty much any other device that has a 3.5mm jack.