Golf Bra By Triumph Japan Suits Us To A Tee

Sports lovers rejoice, Triumph Japan is at it again, saluting the game of golf by making it easier to lower your score - oddly enough, by raising the number of strokes. You've likely seen some of Triumph Japan's unique promotional lingerie combos in the past: the non-smoking bra, the rice bowl bra and so on. With their latest effort the company appears to have gone green... as in golf green.

As modeled by aspiring singer/actress (or is it actress/singer?) Reiko Aoyama at a carefully staged press conference, the golf bra will have you practicing like a fiend and focusing on your grip. Then you can go out and work on your golf game.





Here's a short, safe for work video from TBS (c/o Akihabara News) showing off Triumph's latest, er, triumph:

A lot of thought was put into making every part of the outfit do double duty. Take the top - be sure to ask first - and lay it on the floor, front down. Still with me? Hello??

As you can see, the bra cups have become twin holes at the end of a 5ft (1.5m) long practice putting mat complete with fake grass. Whip out your putter... your putter... and begin lining up your shots. No need to keep score, the distraction of the now-topless model makes score-keeping irrelevant anyway.

Note that the model's miniskirt transforms into a flag that boldly admonishes onlookers to "Be Quiet", yet with every hole-in-one players make a tiny, tinny voice chirps "Nice in!". That alone deserves a round of golf claps. (via Akihabara News, Figure, Japan Today and Telegraph UK)