Got Teens? Then Get Teen Repellent!

Are you getting sick and tired of teenagers congregating around you, your home or just in your general vicinity?

Well, inventor Howard Stapleton has just the thing to solve your problem. The 39-year-old inventor has invented "the Mosquito" - a "small and annoying" speaker-like device that emits a high-frequency sound that can be heard by most people younger than 20 but not older folks.

The Mosquito: Inventor Howard Stapleton with the device he created to repel teens.The Mosquito: Inventor Howard Stapleton with the device he created to repel teens.The premise behind the invention? Well, after several minutes of hearing the high-pitched noises emitted by the device, those pesky teens just won't be able to stand it any longer and will congregate elsewhere.

The device has already been tested at a convenience store in Barry, South Wales, where teenagers used to regularly gather. They regularly smoked, drank, swore in front of and at customers. But since the device has been in use, they have decided to go elsewhere.

The owner of the store, Robert Gough, told the New York Times that he informed the complaining teenagers that the device was "to keep birds away because of the bird flu epidemic."

There has yet been no word yet regarding when - or if - the device will be made available to the general public.

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Sep 1, 2008
by Anonymous


I have been subjected to this horrible device, and would like to see it banned.
I am turning thirty years old this year, and I can still hear that hideous noise!
The worst part of it is that even with my chronic Tinnitus,that sound goes through my head like an ice-pick. Ironically, many teens have started to use it as a ringtone;
this gets around the ban on cell use in classes because the teachers can't hear it.

Oct 27, 2008
by Anonymous

Great Idea, Now invent something that repels Pansies & Dykes

Any device that pisses off Civil Liberties groups is World winner. Keep up the good work!!!

Dec 16, 2008
by Anonymous


That's really amusing, there, Chuckles.
Let's see how much you approve of "things that piss off the Civil Liberties Groups" when you're being "Indefinitely Detained" by DHS for being somehow "Suspicious."