Gray-Dar Helps Screen Out The Men That Dye Their Hair
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Our Guest Blogger, Scott "scottdammit" Duran, is a writer/graphic artist/visionary/inventor and a world-class exaggerator. He suggests you look for him on bookshelves soon. He had a new invention he wanted to share with the readers of InventorSpot.com.
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Ladies, Want to Find the Men ‘Dying' To Meet You?
You see them everywhere you go, maybe even take a second glance, and never realize their deception. While a bad toupee stands out like a flare in the open sea of desperation, a slick ‘Dye Job' can be undetectable.
There is finally a device which lets you know instantly that ‘just because there's a snow-job on the roof, doesn't mean there ain't a liar in the furnace below!'
To counter the unchecked scientific advances in the field of Synthetic Hair Coloration, inventor Willard "Whitey" Temple has finally unveiled his ultimate creation, the Gray-Dar®! Here is an example of an anonymous man waiting at a Santa Monica Starbucks for a Grande Half-Calf Dulce De Leche, and what he looks like before and after Gray-Dar® VisionTM...
Studies have shown that Silver Fox population is growing exponentially in metropolitan areas, their numbers concentrated mostly in moist and dimly lit areas such as off-campus bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, and in a disturbing trend, your apartment's pool area.
Mr. Temple worked by hand, meticulously crafting the environmentally friendly Gray-Dar® (as shown below)...
Although there have been no reports of similar problems with the ‘Urban Cougar,’ the Gray-Dar® is selling briskly to males, ages 18-25.
Here is a breakdown of the Gray-Dar®’s ergonomic and eco-friendly design:
A) Antenna for Powerless Remote Control- Runs mostly on hope.
B) Solar Panels- Removable; can be used as tanning mirror. Very eco-friendly. Gotta love the Sun: multitasking 24/7!
C) Mini Deep Dish Receiver- Doubles normal input levels of Low-end sonar waves and cuts trans-fats found in cheese by half.
D) Water Pump- Recycles nervous perspiration and uses it to run the hydraulic system. It also converts it to a misting system during the summer months.
E) The ‘K’ Lens- The most powerful one in use. Makes using ‘A-J’ lenses just seem silly.
F) Battery/MP3 Player- Solar powered battery. 178 GB of Dido.
G) Ejector Bar- For quick removal of headgear in event of electrical fire and/or Paul Newman sighting.
The Gray-Dar® has an optional small, detachable BS detector/ brush-alyzer unit combo that clips onto your belt generator unit* Everything runs off the solar panels, making this product Mother Nature’s friend with benefits!
The Gray-Dar® gives you the advance warning you need…to flee at the first sign of snow!
*This model currently out of stock in many parts of the Los Angeles area.
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