If you don't want to blow out your birthday cake candles, don't fear the Birthday Cake Candle Extinguisher (Patent Number 3150831) is here. Although I don't know why you wouldn't want to blow out your candles - it's the greatest thing ever.
Just put this image in your mind. You’re standing behind your birthday cake, all the candles lit and all your friends and family surrounding you, cousins and all. There they go singing that wonderful song that everyone sounds so beautiful singing (at least I think they do). As the songs coming to an end, everyone is expecting you to blow out the candles until your little cousin abruptly screams, “Are you one, are you two, are you three.” After all that how can someone possibly have the strength to blow out their candles?
Yup, you guessed it. You don’t have to anymore. Just get yourself one of these trusty Birthday Cake Candle Extinguisher and you will never have to deal with this situation again.
It also saves your loved one from the possibility of passing out from loosing so much air attempting blow out the candles.
My simpler, not too mention cheaper, solution would be to find the nearest child under the age of seven. I’m sure they will be happy to do it for you.
Our Guest Blogger, Andrew Portela, is a seasoned freelance writer and an avid gadget enthusiast.