Guests Rest Best on Pillowy Breasts

Soft, rounded and oh so touchable... the billowy, bosomy Oppai Pillow is the stuff wet dreams are made of.

Every geek worth his figurine collection dreams of snuggling up to a real live girl before drifting off to slumberland. The Oppai Pillow is the next breast thing... er, next BEST thing. Not only is it soft, rounded and comfortable, owning one ensures any real live girls will stay far, far away from your bedroom.




"Oppai" means "breasts" in Japanese, in case you haven't figured that out yet and perhaps not surprisingly it's not the only pillow available in Japan that resembles some part of the female anatomy. Obviously there's a market for such things - either that, or there's a shortage of Japanese women willing to lend a hand (or something).

The Oppai Pillow comes packaged in a detailed, decorative box. Which most purchasers will immediately hide in a large brown paper bag. Regarding the box, it features photos of female models clutching the boob pillow to their, erm, persons. One wonders why the company didn't use male models but I guess that would be weird.




Time for the specs: the 28.5 × 41.5 × 13.5cm (11.5 x 16.5 x 5.5 inches) Oppai Pillow sells for $48 and comes in your choice of black or pink - it's an equal opportunity (oppai-tunity?) sleeping aid.

The removable, machine washable cotton cover slips over a urethane-based memory foam core which holds its perky shape as time goes by... definitely every guy's (and gal's) dream. (via Japan Trend Shop and Tokyo Times)