No More Tears For Hairy Backs!

by Boomer Babe

Lasers microwave you
Electrolysis is scary
Waxing enslaves you
Doing nothing leaves you hairy
If teasing won't coax it to behave...
Buy a MANGROOMER™
And give it a shave!

(With apologies to Dorothy Parker)

Reaction to back hair is largely cultural; intimate partners either find it attractive or, unfortunately, repulsive.

But alas, the Mangroomer was invented for those whose hairy backs cause The ManGroomersome social problems, but who don't want to go to the pain or expense of lasers, electrolosis, radio waves, or waxing. Furthermore, having to ask someone else to depilitate your back can be just as embarrassing as being seen with back hair. But the Mangroomer, whose full name is the Mangroomer Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver, solves this problem... and many more. Just look at the "after" picture!

The manufacturer of Mangroomer publishes two lists on its site that should be read by those not familiar with the several health related, as well as social disadvantages, of having back hair. See the "Serious Advantages of Mangroomer" and "How the Mangroomer Can Improve Your Life."

Overall, the razor looks like a serious, durable addition to the grooming repertoire and it folds up neatly for storage. It's available at Amazon.com for $39.95 with free shipping. It's got super reviews and looks like a "neat" gift idea!

And, if you want a laugh, see the following video spoof of Justin Timerlake's "Sexy Back": (Warning: This video may be offensive to some persons, living and dead.)