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No More Tears For Hairy Backs!

Lasers microwave you
Electrolysis is scary
Waxing enslaves you
Doing nothing leaves you hairy
If teasing won't coax it to behave...
Buy a MANGROOMER™
And give it a shave!

(With apologies to Dorothy Parker)

 

 

Reaction to back hair is largely cultural; intimate partners either find it attractive or, unfortunately, repulsive.

But alas, the Mangroomer was invented for those whose hairy backs cause The ManGroomerThe ManGroomersome social problems, but who don't want to go to the pain or expense of lasers, electrolosis, radio waves, or waxing. Furthermore, having to ask someone else to depilitate your back can be just as embarrassing as being seen with back hair. But the Mangroomer, whose full name is the Mangroomer Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver, solves this problem... and many more. Just look at the "after" picture!

 



The manufacturer of Mangroomer publishes two lists on its site that should be read by those not familiar with the several health related, as well as social disadvantages, of having back hair. See the "Serious Advantages of Mangroomer" and "How the Mangroomer Can Improve Your Life."

Overall, the razor looks like a serious, durable addition to the grooming repertoire and it folds up neatly for storage. It's available at Amazon.com for around $25 with free shipping. It's got super reviews and looks like a "neat" gift idea!

And, if you want a laugh, see the following video spoof of Justin Timerlake's "Sexy Back": (Warning: This video may be offensive to some persons, living and dead.)

 




 

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Comments
Jul 17, 2007
by Zigzo Zlinks (not verified)

Wow that is filthy

That first picture is horrible and i wish i never saw it.... BUT.... i do envy how much warmer he must be than i am on those cold winter nights.

Jul 19, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Not a bad idea

I may have to get one. I'm kinda hairy on my back and such (nowhere near as bad as that) and I hate it. That ould help.

 Mystery Science Theater 3000 had a mock invention kinda like that. It was a giant (prop) disposable razor called the Razorback.

Apr 4, 2008
by Anonymous

ewww

omg thats discusting

Apr 4, 2008
by Anonymous

ewwww

do you know what if i ever had a hairy back like that i would HAVE to wax it no matter what! All i have to say is... EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Apr 4, 2008
by Anonymous

ewwww

do you know what if i ever had a hairy back like that i would HAVE to wax it no matter what! All i have to say is... EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!