The Body Laptop Wooly Jumper is a homemade, knitted fashion for the profoundly paranoid. A fashion prototype in concept only, this funny and freaky fashion might just be an emerging trend in fashion; but I doubt it. Read on and see why...and just wait until you see the hysterically useless keyboard jumper/glove.

The Body Laptop Wooly Jumper is meant to be a wearable privacy screen, while offering warmth, comfort, and the protection of prying eyes all at the same time. With a balaclava style head covering, this weird and wacky fashion keeps your whole upper body and head warm, and offers a tunnel-like component which offers a view to your laptop, or feasibly another media device which it also encases.
Since naturally, everybody takes their laptop to blog in below zero locations, the ludicrous Body Laptop Wooly Jumper even has section to keep your hands warm, and protect your keyboard from prying eyes so no one can decipher what you're typing by following the movements of your fingers on the keys.

But for those who think that the Body Laptop Wooly Jumper just isn't enough, there's also the keyboard jumper/glove to offer warmth, privacy while being totally ridiculous.
Perfect for the paranoid; maybe. A new fashion about to make an appearance on Rodeo Drive; doubtful.
Via: Gizmodo
Beth
Fashion Finds Writer
InventorSpot.com
by Anonymous
It's not a jumper, it's a lateral thinking challenge
This device is perfect
- A classic inventor's mistake
by Anonymous
and
what happens when it catches fire if the computer malfunctions?
by Gloria Campos
This is great!
I am one of these people in need of one of these. I have a home office and a nosey husband and children and other family members. If I want any privacy I need to write when everyone else is alseep but if I have this I can type all day without anyone reading my stuff before I'm finished.
Gloria Campos-Hensley
Green Blogger http://InventorSpot.com/blog/glorias_green
InventorSpot.com
by Fashion Finds
Gloria, it sounds like you
Gloria, it sounds like you really could benefit. Definitely great for reading-over-your-shoulder family members - although in your case it sounds less like paranoia and more like reality. Good luck!
Beth Graddon-Hodgson Innovative & Weird Fashions Writer/Innovative Businesses Writer
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