How To Make A Picnic Anything But Romantic

Picnic Pants are exactly what they sound like, pants designed for picnics. When you sit down with crossed legs, the flap between the legs tightens to create a table and they even feature a cup holder on one leg.

The problem, when they're in use as a table, they look ugly. When they're not being used as a table, reactions from others will range from screams of laughter to screams of horror for how badly you've murdered the fashion police. Either way, if you wear these, you're guaranteed to be dining alone for quite some time.