Inflatable Lingerie Has China Reaching For The Top

If anyone still doubts the future belongs to China, here's a newsflash: They've found a way to expand a woman's most intimate measurement from B to C to D with the merest push of a button.

Crow all you want about so-called Yankee Ingenuity, nothing can "top" what has to be the most amazing bra ever made. Is it any wonder the manufacturers named the most crucial component "God's Hand"?





Each cup of the She's Mine bra features a contoured pad (the aforementioned God's Hand) at the base that inflates with the touch of a fingertip. One touch boosts bust size 3cm, or from a B to a C. Another touch expands the blossoming bosoms a further 2.5cm, into the promised land known to us regular folks as D - recommended for "parties".

Who cares if it's just a matter of displacement, like a fat guy getting into a hot bath - when it comes to making an impression, the Mao the merrier!





The following video is a MUST SEE - all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of it. Who cares if the overly excited narrator and bustacious spokesmodels are speaking Chinese, the truly astonishing visuals more than make up for it: 

Whew, that was... something else. China's really come a long way in a short time, and I'm not talking about their achievements in economics or space exploration, admirable though they may be. 

Kudos to our new, Chinese overlords who have invented what has to be the BEST. BRA. EVER... and with a single stroke, won the hearts and minds of men and women the world over! (via Gigazine)