Inventive Appearance: Beard World Championship


Well, our site has gone through alot of trauma over the past few weeks with constant problems with our servers and the ultimate failure of the complete loss of a server from our hosting company Midphase.

I need a drink, and since I can't have one (I won't bore you with the details), I decided I needed a little levity.

I decided that since the other bloggers at are all posting on different types of inventions and innvoations, I'd get into the act to and do my own special feature in inventive appearance.

People actually go out of their way to look funny, so I thought when the mood strikes me, I would share some of my discoveries of the inventive appearances - or ways people look wacky - with you.

The Beard World championship is a good source for those wacky in appearance.




You can see some more at Thanks to Pieces of Flair for finding this for us.

If you can suggest a better name for this category, please provide it in the comments here. I am just too exhausted from the trauma here to think of anything great.

Jun 2, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Do you recognize the first man?

Yep, he's Moses--famous for parting things, this times his beard.

Not Shown: Moses' hairy private parts.

Jun 3, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's NOT Moses, its

Hip Van Wrinkle

Jun 3, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Looks more like

a SICK Van Wrinkle

Jun 3, 2006
by Charles Dickman (not verified)

What the Dickens

Those are the all grown up Oliver Twists.

Jun 3, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

It is still spring, so how about

Guys Gone Wild?

Jun 3, 2006
by Dr. Phil-less (not verified)

These Guys Have to Have Personality Disorders!

Okay, these dudes are obviously trying to make a statement about who they are and what they are like, so let's see if my perceptions are accurate. Instead of reading between the lines, though, I'm going to have to read between the hairlines.

Bearded Man #l (at very top of page)
-I'm ego-centric and want everyone to focus on me--follow the swirls and always end up looking at my face

Bearded Man #2
-I'm an antisocial personality disorder and not at all approachable....from any direction. Stay away unless you'ld like to get an eye knocked out

Bearded Man #3
-I'm Robo-Man. Wind me up by the ear, and I'll do whatever you tell me to do--with a smile. The unwinding makes me dizzy, so I puke a lot. However, I'm not a messy person--I have a hair tray to hold whatever falls out of my mouth

Bearded Man #4
-I'm an Identity Disorder and feel like a chip-monk. I love to stash food in my cheeks, but the bumps make it look like I have some kind of skin disease so, like any hoarder, I hide them. All right, so I do keep hiding and hiding food and I also qualify as obsessive-compulsive disorder....I am so confused, I don't know if I'm man or mouse.

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I think they look awful!

I think they look awful! What is even harder to understand is how these guys are able to get women to marry them. Yuck.

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

This is Obviously a Dog Look-A-Like Contest

So, if they were dogs, they'd be:

(l) A Curlier Yorkshire Terrier

(2) A Disa-Pointer

(3) Forkshire Terrier

(4) Miniature Schnauzer/Tibetan Spaniel Mix

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Use Fe-Lines, Not Hairlines

IF these guys were cats, they'd be:

(1) Unamerican Wirehair

(2) Him-alayan/She-kook Mix

(3) Corny Devil Hex

(4) Maine Goon

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

In alphabetical order, they are:

ass, burro, donkey, mule

Jun 8, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

What the guys look like:

(1) he has a half of an icing covered cinnamon swirl on his face

(2) he has those party blowers (I don't know what they are called) stuck to his face

(3) he has two hairy turkey drumsticks extending from his chin

(4) he stuck a maxi pad on each cheek. (Maybe he cut himself while shaving--he is smiling, so can't have PMS)