Inventive Appearance: Beard World Championship
Well, our site has gone through alot of trauma over the past few weeks with constant problems with our servers and the ultimate failure of the complete loss of a server from our hosting company Midphase.
I need a drink, and since I can't have one (I won't bore you with the details), I decided I needed a little levity.
I decided that since the other bloggers at AmericanInventorSpot.com are all posting on different types of inventions and innvoations, I'd get into the act to and do my own special feature in inventive appearance.
People actually go out of their way to look funny, so I thought when the mood strikes me, I would share some of my discoveries of the inventive appearances - or ways people look wacky - with you.
The Beard World championship is a good source for those wacky in appearance.
[acidfree:1117 align=center size=240] [acidfree:1116 align=center size=240] [acidfree:1114 align=center size=240]You can see some more at Spiegel.de. Thanks to Pieces of Flair for finding this for us.
If you can suggest a better name for this category, please provide it in the comments here. I am just too exhausted from the trauma here to think of anything great.
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Do you recognize the first man?
Submitted on June 2nd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Yep, he's Moses--famous for parting things, this times his beard.
Not Shown: Moses' hairy private parts.
That's NOT Moses, its
Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Hip Van Wrinkle
Looks more like
Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)a SICK Van Wrinkle
What the Dickens
Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Charles Dickman (not verified)Those are the all grown up Oliver Twists.
It is still spring, so how about
Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Guys Gone Wild?
These Guys Have to Have Personality Disorders!
Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Dr. Phil-less (not verified)Okay, these dudes are obviously trying to make a statement about who they are and what they are like, so let's see if my perceptions are accurate. Instead of reading between the lines, though, I'm going to have to read between the hairlines.
Bearded Man #l (at very top of page)
-I'm ego-centric and want everyone to focus on me--follow the swirls and always end up looking at my face
Bearded Man #2
-I'm an antisocial personality disorder and not at all approachable....from any direction. Stay away unless you'ld like to get an eye knocked out
Bearded Man #3
-I'm Robo-Man. Wind me up by the ear, and I'll do whatever you tell me to do--with a smile. The unwinding makes me dizzy, so I puke a lot. However, I'm not a messy person--I have a hair tray to hold whatever falls out of my mouth
Bearded Man #4
-I'm an Identity Disorder and feel like a chip-monk. I love to stash food in my cheeks, but the bumps make it look like I have some kind of skin disease so, like any hoarder, I hide them. All right, so I do keep hiding and hiding food and I also qualify as obsessive-compulsive disorder....I am so confused, I don't know if I'm man or mouse.
I think they look awful!
Submitted on June 4th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I think they look awful! What is even harder to understand is how these guys are able to get women to marry them. Yuck.
This is Obviously a Dog Look-A-Like Contest
Submitted on June 4th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)So, if they were dogs, they'd be:
(l) A Curlier Yorkshire Terrier
(2) A Disa-Pointer
(3) Forkshire Terrier
(4) Miniature Schnauzer/Tibetan Spaniel Mix
Use Fe-Lines, Not Hairlines
Submitted on June 4th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)IF these guys were cats, they'd be:
(1) Unamerican Wirehair
(2) Him-alayan/She-kook Mix
(3) Corny Devil Hex
(4) Maine Goon
In alphabetical order, they are:
Submitted on June 4th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)ass, burro, donkey, mule
What the guys look like:
Submitted on June 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)(1) he has a half of an icing covered cinnamon swirl on his face
(2) he has those party blowers (I don't know what they are called) stuck to his face
(3) he has two hairy turkey drumsticks extending from his chin
(4) he stuck a maxi pad on each cheek. (Maybe he cut himself while shaving--he is smiling, so can't have PMS)