iPorn? iPhone Has An App For That!

For all those lascivious iPhone users who need to have quick access to their porn, the new web app will bring  hot, sexy, steamy porn to your iPhone and iPod Touch (no pun intended). With iPorn on-the-go, no longer do you need to confined to your desk, when the urge arises!

Free hardcore videos can be streamed to your iPhone every day whenever and wherever you want.You can view, post and share high resolution videos and photos, create profile pages, and send private messages to other members who have registered with the iPorn Social Network. That's right, like Facebook, you can enjoy the company of others with your same proclivities, in a first-time bona-fide X-rated social network. And there's even a listing for the "most popular" members.

"ds" is one such popular member having posted over 8000 videos at ripe old age of 20...

iPorn "popular" members
 
According to another popular male member that goes by the pseudonym 'Wizard' (one can only imagine what his magical skills entail),  who also appears to be on staff with iPorn...was orgasimically descriptive of iPorn, labeling it  "the biggest and best adult social network on the Internet" where iPorn users "will be able to personally interact with hundreds of amateur and professional performers via live video webcams, chat and mobile texting (or is that, sexting?)

While the site works well with iPhone and iPod Touch, and makes use of the rotating screen, I am sure the 'touch navigation' feature is going to be very popular with mobile users (or abusers as the case may be...sorry, couldn't help it!)

Basic membership is free, no credit card are required and it takes just seconds to register (...not that I registered... I am going by what Wizard had to say ;-)). Members can send free XXX videos to their iPhone and other mobile devices. Incentives and prizes are offered for earning 'reputation' points just by being an active community member, making friends and posting videos and photos. I guess in this world of Paris Hilton sex tapes, you can now get paid off for getting caught in the act!

According to a Mashable report, "even if you’re not interested in seeing nudie pictures and vids on your iPhone’s screen, if you’re attending Apple’s WWDC conference (June 8-12, 2009) at the Moscone Center in San Francisco and are looking for a spicy afterparty, you might want to check out iPorn’s (unofficial, of course) party which will be held at San Francisco’s Gold Club. The party will feature sexy iPorn Bikini Girls (rumor says these girls absolutely adore geeks), and is open to WWDC attendees, investors, and media." However I don't think Steve Jobs has RSVP'd yet!

iPorn Girls taking a break at Apple's WWDC Conference June 8th
                           ^{Photo Credit : Khang Toh, Founder of SimpleBucket.com taken at conference, June 8, 2009.}

So X-rating your iPhone is only an app away for all those who are "too sexy for your screens" (PC screens, that is)!" And not to worry for those who don't have an iPhone, versions for Android, Pre and Blackberry are in the works as well. Good luck viewing your porn during your commute, afternoon potty breaks and whenever the urge arises. Just be careful who might be peering over your shoulder or checking out your profile online. Facebook's privacy issues are going to seem pretty tame after iPorn hits the digital airwaves!