Kneeling Bench Keeps Toilet Splashes (and Pride) to a Minimum

Anyone who actually gets this thing is clearly whipped beyond all hope. What's next--a tube that attaches directly to you and funnels the urine neatly into the toilet bowl? Actually, they probably already have that somewhere. Stand up for your dignity!

just SIT. no point in wasting $60 or $50. wow.

Maybe men should clean up their own piss

If my wife bought one of these, the first thing I'd do was pee on it in protest.

I have been kneeling to pee for years because I was tired of spraying piss all over the commode. I kneel on my right knee and hang it over the edge. No big deal and you don't need to buy a stupid little stool.

the elderly will love this they have enough trouble sitting down let alone trying to stand after being on their knee's

My heart goes out to the Japanese male. You might as well make them sit down and pee, being able to stand and go to the bathroom is one of the great things about being a man. You will never take that away from us!

They're not talking about bad aim here, they're talking about the stream of urine splashing against the water when it enters the bowl and that is what gets on the floor. I've noticed it before when wearing shorts... it kind of sucks, but then again the drops are so small anyhow that I don't really get bent out of shape about it.

However, I do agree with you that some guys need to work on their aim a bit. Men's room toilets and urinals are sometimes enough to give a guy nightmares.

Lol. I can't imagine people chatting about this. God bless america & japan ^^ Here in France we know how to deal with this : we chose adapted bowls shapes and we piss straight to avoid any trouble FOR US (and not to please our women whom views we don't care about this particular gender difference : It's absurd like if a man would complain about troubles a woman creates when blocking up the water collecting system with her lost long hairs. Who cares ? It's their life ! They have long hairs, we have penis(not related, though) ! And complaining is an absolute preferred female behavior.

(sry for poor vocabulary)

They aren't that far from the bowl to start with...

Clean up after yourself and there won't be a problem.

But to be fair, public women's bathrooms are more horrible than the men's room will ever be. I am a woman who has had the pleasure (er, if you can call it that) of performing janitorial duties in the past and I will never be able to understand how someone who sits on the can to begin with can still manage to get 90% of their urine on the seat. It's disgusting.

Oh, and I also hate mothers who let their toddler sons (or daughters) pee on the seat and then leave it there. Clean up after your damned offspring!

Freaken tired of his piss all over. Disgusting. Keep freaken telling him to freaken be careful, sit and clean after himself. He doesn't. So gross! It's not demeaning, you clean up after disgusting piss and then talk to me about. I will freaken find it and he better freaken use it.

If you don't want to use the contraption then don't freaken leave pee splatter all over the floor and bowl. And CLEAN after yourself!!!!!

I have lived with my fiancee for 3 years now and he has never had a problem with urine.
Now every once in a while one of his friends will use the bathroom and afterward my bathroom looks like he took a sprinkler to it.

so i am going to take a stab in the dark and guess that it has everything to do with the mans aim and how considerate he is. (then again my fiancee and i take turns cleaning everything including the bathroom.

or maybe it has something to do with the amount of teeth being scraped during a blowjob... i will have to talk to my friends girlfriends...

Ummm. . . Traditionally Japanese do not use western- style toilets. They usually squat over a small basin on the floor. I don't see a use for this product in most Japanese homes.

Isn't the "splash factor" the reason men wear socks. I know I just use my foot to make a clean sweap around the bowl at my house.

To Nor Right.

hah. you seriously need to get out of your own 3rd world country of america and visit Japan.. they are renown for their hygiene.. especially when it comes to toilets. they have robotic toilets that shoot water at your backside when your all done. no toilet paper required.

however, this contraption of kneeling down to piss is ridiculous.. I might consider this when women decide that its far more disgusting to throw away used tampons in the garbage.. perhaps creating a biohazard femme garbage that incinerates immediately in order to prevent bleeding genital left overs from infecting the masses.

I would not make any assumptions that this artical is a joke. The people in Japan, can create some horrible horrible things, and honestly use them.

Need I remind everyone of the Vending machines with user under-garments? I rest my case.

sounds very sanitary. anyone who thinks a man is not a man for using this is a dirtbag and doesn't see that splashing urine back on to yourself is filthy mcnasty.

You don't splash if you just aim in the bowl where the is no water (that area between the lip of the bowl and the where the water starts). Duh. That solves the problem of sitting or standing and being clean and then you don't have to waste your money buying one of these things

Umm, are people really basing their dignity on the position they're in to pee?

Seriously, what's with the "I proudly pee standing up!" comments? Is this kindergarten? At the same time, sitting or kneeling to pee is just asinine. Admitedly, my partaking in this conversation is equally so, but when in Rome...

As a side note, every civilized man knows to seek the great outdoors when doing the deed. Nothing like some cold wind on the wang!

Good comments on both sides of the argument. Yes; piss splashes all over the place while you're standing. I had to replace a baseboard heater that had all but rusted away for just that reason. Yes; it's cleaner to just sit and piss, but some guys just won't do it. As for your aim, it makes no difference. My bog faces south, so on a sunny day its obvious that no matter how hard you try, you see the droplets going all over the place.

Masculinity is based on peeing standing up? I didn't realize it was so easy to demasculate. Silly me, thinking a man was a man because he's a man, and not because he pees standing up.

And yet no woman likes the man to leave the seat up which would alleviate some of the problem.

Fuck the japs. I bought my toilet, and if I want to piss in it, on it, around it, or over it, I'm going to.

A woman that tries to prove how much of a man she is is not very much of a woman, if any at all.

why can't the girls just clean up our piss and quit whining. Take away their dishwashers and washing machines and this starts looking like an easy job.